1. The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management - I can't think of anything that disgusted me more than this loud, obnoxious mess of an attraction. Even the preshow is shrill, with Don Rickles and Phil Hartman doing a never-ending "are not, are too" shouting match. What the heck was Disney thinking? I love the original Tiki Room, and I'm beyond happy that Disneyland never made the same mistake as the Magic Kingdom.
2. Chester and Hester's Dino-rama! - And I thought the Paradise Pier area of California Adventure was cheap and off-the-shelf. Dino-rama! goes it a step further by being intentionally tacky. At least Paradise Pier has California Screamin' and looks somewhat attractive at night.
3. Journey Into Your Imagination with Figment - There are so many reasons to dislike this attraction. First, it's nothing more than a fun house ride with Eric Idle (its saving grace) narrating. Second, the person who did Figment uses one of the most grating voices of any Disney attraction (except maybe Iago in #1); Billy Barty this guy is not. I cringe whenever I hear the new Figment, and that disturbs me because Figment was my favorite new Disney character when I first visited Disney World in 1996. Billy Barty gave him a cute, loveable, and childlike voice. The new Figment is just plain painful. Third, they're wasting so much space in that pavilion now. Not only is the attraction using a portion of the original track, but the upstairs sits abandoned for no good reason, as well. There's more, but I'm sure most have stopped reading already.
4. Test Track - But I'm only allowed 3.
And to play the subgame that was created, I would absolutely save the following:
1. Spaceship Earth - What EPCOT was, is, and ever should be.
2. The Great Movie Ride - What Disney-MGM was, is, and ever should be.
3. Carousel of Progress - What the Magic Kingdom was, is, and ever should be. If so many are so against this attraction, I'd love to have it back at Disneyland.