mkepcotmgmak
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by mkepcotmgmak
A man wanted to buy his wife the best Christmas present ever - so where did he go? A pet store.
The pet store owner told him he had a singing parrot named Chet, in the back that was sure to make this the best present ever.
The owner comes back with the parrot and say's, "All you have to do is light a match under the parrot's feet, and he will sing Christmas carols."
The man pays the hefty sum, and takes the parrot home. His wife is thrilled, and cannot wait to hear the parrot sing. They light a match under the left foot, and Chet sings - "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..."
In amazement the couple lights the match under the other foot - and Chet chimes in on "Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul..."
The two were so amazed by this, and were about to put Chet back in his cage, when the wife asked (just like a woman), "What do you think would happen if we lit a match under the parrot's...well - you know... (male member) - so they tried it, and Chet reved up that old classic -
"Chet's nuts roasting, on an open fire..."
:lol: :sohappy: :lol: :sohappy:
GREAT ONE JOSH! - funniest thing i have heard ALL day! :lookaroun