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Hell 2, The Sequel - No more room in Hell
- Thread starter garyhoov
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Figment1986
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interesting..... if you stop farting in hell... How are we supost to afford the gass bill :lookaroun bad joke!! :lol:
10:11 PM - If we had a canary in here, it would have gone feet up about an hour ago.
Not sure how bad it would have been without the Beano, but there's a thick, noxious, acrid, choking cloud in here as I type this.
Being careful not to breathe through my nose as that tends to produce a sensation as if someone has set my nostril hairs afire.
The horror . . . the horror
*Note* Garyhoov is a trained professional who has been farting longer than most of you have been alive. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Not sure how bad it would have been without the Beano, but there's a thick, noxious, acrid, choking cloud in here as I type this.
Being careful not to breathe through my nose as that tends to produce a sensation as if someone has set my nostril hairs afire.
The horror . . . the horror
*Note* Garyhoov is a trained professional who has been farting longer than most of you have been alive. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
cherrynegra
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Screw matches. With Brad and Gary we'd need a flame thrower. :lol:
cherrynegra
Well-Known Member
speck76 said:
There's still the front side that needs trimming attention dahling!!
DisneyJill
Well-Known Member
As if Hell 2 weren't disturbing enough, and now we make THIS turn :lookaroun
DisneyJill
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speck76 said:
*covers eyes*
TAC
New Member
Cue up scene in Seinfield when Kramer is the carriage horse driver who takes Susan's parents around Central Park. Kramer also feeds the horse Beano (?)....
garyhoov said:Many of you know, that I tend to take a bit of pride in my flatulence. Over the past 17 years, Linda and I have had some spectacular fart battles.
I don't want to "toot my own horn", but I believe it's safe to say that I generally get the better of those battles. Let's just say that if our bedroom was the middle east, I'd be Israel and Linda would be Palestine.
Maybe it's the death of Yasir Arafat maybe I'm just maturing to the point where a thunderous, window rattling boomer just doesn't seem as funny as it used to . . . whatever the reason, I've decided now might be a good time for unilateral disarmament.
I picked up a bottle of Beano . . .
. . . this morning and I intend to use it.
You needn't praise me . . . I'm just a simple man doing my part to make the world a better place.
I'm thinking about making a run for the border this evening.
A couple Burrito Supremes should give us an idea how well these things work (a bit like testing if a nuclear weapon has been properly disarmed by wacking it with a hammer).
Wish Linda luck!
cherrynegra
Well-Known Member
tigsmom said:Have you no shame?
You have to ask??
:lol: