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Hell 2, The Sequel - No more room in Hell
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SpongeScott
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A couple of horns and a pitchfork and you have nailed it!garyhoov said:I did a quick search on "Barn Swallows", and I'm pretty sure Linda was right. This looks awfully familiar:
tigsmom
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OMG! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it!
Lil'mermaid sends her sympathies to Ryan, she is afraid of all birds and knows how he feels. We have a nesting pair of Robins that knock out the soffit by my picture window every year to raise their family. As soon as the sun come up they start chirping. (and when you turn the light on at night).
DO NOT go on that side of the house until the babies have left the nest.
(they were nothing compared to the chipmunks that got in & nested!
)
Maybe if you feed them away from the house they will leave you alone.
PS. My hubby says to use a tennis racket next time because they can't sense that its solid.
Lil'mermaid sends her sympathies to Ryan, she is afraid of all birds and knows how he feels. We have a nesting pair of Robins that knock out the soffit by my picture window every year to raise their family. As soon as the sun come up they start chirping. (and when you turn the light on at night).
DO NOT go on that side of the house until the babies have left the nest.
(they were nothing compared to the chipmunks that got in & nested!
)Maybe if you feed them away from the house they will leave you alone.
PS. My hubby says to use a tennis racket next time because they can't sense that its solid.
Setting: Interior Hoover household. Master bedroom. Approximately 4:00 am - time for Linda to get up for work. Gary and Linda are in bed.
Linda: (Farts loudly)
Gary: (Opens one eye. Tries not to breath) Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?
Linda: (Looking at her clock) I've got 3 minutes.
Gary: (Looks at Disney clock - It reads 3:59) We'll see what Minnie has to say about that.
(Beat)
Mickey: Hiya
Minnie: La La La Laaaaaa La La La La Laaaaa La La La Laaaaa *Muuuaaa*
Linda: (jumping out of bed) AAAhhhh!! I'm up! I'm up! Turn it off! Turn it off!
Mickey: *Giggles*
Minnie: Yoo Hooo
Gary: (re-setting clock to 6:00) Minnie says: "3 minutes my a$$."
Linda: (Farts loudly, giggles and exits stage right)
Gary: (Heaves pillow in Linda's direction) Dam you! Damn you to Hell!!
Linda: (Farts loudly)
Gary: (Opens one eye. Tries not to breath) Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?
Linda: (Looking at her clock) I've got 3 minutes.
Gary: (Looks at Disney clock - It reads 3:59) We'll see what Minnie has to say about that.
(Beat)
Mickey: Hiya
Minnie: La La La Laaaaaa La La La La Laaaaa La La La Laaaaa *Muuuaaa*
Linda: (jumping out of bed) AAAhhhh!! I'm up! I'm up! Turn it off! Turn it off!
Mickey: *Giggles*
Minnie: Yoo Hooo
Gary: (re-setting clock to 6:00) Minnie says: "3 minutes my a$$."
Linda: (Farts loudly, giggles and exits stage right)
Gary: (Heaves pillow in Linda's direction) Dam you! Damn you to Hell!!
figmentmom
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garyhoov said:
Life in the fast lane, huh, Gary? :lol: (Sounds a lot like life in my house, actually...)
DisneyJill
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Man I missed this thread :lol:
Nothing like a little Gary in the morning :lookaroun
Nothing like a little Gary in the morning :lookaroun
Figment1986
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wow... My Hell area is still open... Hell's bar is open for buisness again....
figmentmom
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Figment1986 said:
Servin' up that FIREwater!!
MouseMadness
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Goldschlager? :lookaroun :hurl:
Word to the wise... ALWAYS! no no, wait... NEVER do shots of Goldschlager when you haven't eaten since 2:00 and have been walking around AK dehydrating yourself all afternoon! :wave:
LOL! Funny story found while reminiscing...
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/goldschlager/goldschlager.html
Word to the wise... ALWAYS! no no, wait... NEVER do shots of Goldschlager when you haven't eaten since 2:00 and have been walking around AK dehydrating yourself all afternoon! :wave:
LOL! Funny story found while reminiscing...
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/goldschlager/goldschlager.html
MouseMadness
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tigsmom said:
The man has his priorities straight.
:animwink:
Figment1986
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I can tell you, we have 3 new items...
Hells Angel.... :goodnevil
Hells Imagination... :drevil:
and Hells Earth.... :xmas:
Dont forget our oldfashion Fireball and Firewater...
Hells Angel.... :goodnevil
Hells Imagination... :drevil:
and Hells Earth.... :xmas:
Dont forget our oldfashion Fireball and Firewater...
cherrynegra
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speck76 said:Too many backscratchers from the Tambu Lounge @ the Poly on a work night = not a productive morning
:lol: Sounds like someone's tolerance is taking a dive. Perhaps you should do this to feel better. :hurl: