In the not too distant future
Somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in an endless chase!
Persued by a women who's name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world,
she threw a few things in her purse,
and in a rocket ship she hunts them all across
the univers!
Pearl: I'll send you cheesy movies,
the worst I can find!
La La La!
Pearl: You have to sit and watch them
all, and I'll moniter his mind!
La La La!
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the movies begin or end.
He tries to keep his sanity
with the help of his robot friends!
Robot Roll call!!
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crrrrrooooooooooww!
If you wonder how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts,
La La La!
Just repeat to yourself, its just a show,
I should really just relax!
For Mystery science theater, 3000!
God, I love that show! I've never seen such bad movies shown on there? The top 3 worst? Prince of Space, Manos: the Hands of Fate, and Pod People. Comming soon: Kryssa's Top seven. Along with Stacy's top seven! :sohappy: