For laughs:
From Splash Mountain
As Brer Bear sings and Brer Gator chomps on Brer Fox's tail....
Brer Bear: "Duh, Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah..."
Brer Fox: "Brer Gator, I got enough troubles with Brer Bear flingin' us into this Briar Patch! OW! And stop that singin'! OW!!!!"
From Country Bear Jamboree
INTRO
Buff: "Hey Henry, what's holding you up. We can't hang around here all day!"
Max: "Now Buff, be patient! It takes a little doin' to set these things up!"
Melvin: "Yeah, we ain't going anywhere anyhow. We're kind of hung up here! Huh huh huh!"
AND FINALE
Henry: "As you can see, we're just one big happy family! Well folks, this concludes our show. Thanks for BEARing with us until the BEAR end, and BEARrel around to see us again!"
From The Enchanted Tiki Room
Jose: "My siestas are getting shorter and shorter!"
From The Many Adventures Of Winnie the Pooh
Tigger: "I almost bounced right out of the ride!"
From Dumbo, the Flying Elephant
Timothy Mouse (spiel): "Now you can all hold your horses - I mean elephants!"
From Walt Disney World Railroad
Spiel: "We're traveling through the wilds of Adventureland, where you just might run into a lot of savage critters out there, including lions, and tigers, and Tiki birds! Everybody best be on the lookout - you never can tell when a man-eating lion or a train-chasing tiger might show up!"
Spiel: "Across the street is Donald's Boat. It ain't much good for sailing, but it sure is a boatload of fun!"
From Honey I Shrunk The Audience
EXIT AUDIO
Dr. Channing: "Give that dog a breath mint!"
Dr. Szalinski: What's that, a flea?! Watch out folks, there's a large flea in here!"
From The Magic Of Disney Animation
Mushu: "Don't crowd me, poultry!"
Mushu: "Double the Mushu, double the fun!"
Mushu: "Apparently, I've been everything except a chicken and a peanut!"
From Flights Of Wonder
Guano Joe: "Allright, there you are! This is the second time today I have lost this tour group! Let's review, people. I am the tour guide, and this is the flag. You follow the flag and stay with me! That's how a tour works, people! Now I've got some Fastpasses for a fun educational film called 'Marsupial Madness: My Mom's Pouch Is My Couch'. It's about kangaroos, people!"
For goosebumps:
From Peter Pan's Flight
Peter Pan: "Come on everybody, here we go! Off to NeverLand!"
From Wishes
Jiminy Cricket: "It's the Blue Fairy!"
Blue Fairy: "Remember, we must always believe in our Wishes, for they are the Magic in the world. Now, let's all put our hearts together, and make a wish come true!"
