favorite quote from a ride or queue?

[lilclerk]

Personally, I love the bit before Illuminations: "Welcome to Illuminations, Reflections of Earth . . ." Does anyone have the full quote, right up to where he blows out the candle?

Oh good choice =)

"Good evening, on behalf of Walt Disney World, the place where dreams come true, we welcome all of you to Epcot and World Showcase. We've gathered here tonight, around the fire, as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us, to share the light and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one. We hope you enjoy our story tonight; Reflections of Earth."

 

[mp2bill]

Love the Sam Eagle quote and the "Foolish Mortals" quote.

 

[Kev1417]

please step into the DEAD center of the room.

 

[Disneygal24]

Love all the Muppet quotes.
My favorite and the one that had me laughing for a full 10 minutes is "Stopping in the middle of the row is distinctly unpatriotic." Gotta love Sam the Eagle.

This isn't a ride but for Wishes my favorite is "Well I'll be...laugh...IT'S THE BLUE FAIRY!" I'm not a big pinocchio fan but that always makes me tear up for some reason.

~Amanda

 

[Mrs.Toad]

The classic from HM which I am going to paraphrase right now because the full line escapes me at the moment, about please drag your body to the center of the room.

Only HM can make you chuckle and feel creeped out at the same time.

 

[graphite1326]

It isn't used as much anymore. "Please no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash photography."

 

[cassiedoodle]

A few of my favorites that haven't been mentioned:
DISAPPEAR! DISAPPEAR! in Maelstrom.
The Magic Palette video in Imageworks, Figment said:
"Dreamfinder should have a... hmmm..... a green beard."

"Chris, can you grab my black Les Paul?" RnRC

"Blloooood oooooooooon the saaaaaaddllllllle......" :lol:

 

[Matt and Kelly]

Hang onto your hats and glasses, folks, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wiiiiilderneeeess!

This may be my all time favorite quote from any queue!

 

[Ralphlaw]

Oh good choice =)

"Good evening, on behalf of Walt Disney World, the place where dreams come true, we welcome all of you to Epcot and World Showcase. We've gathered here tonight, around the fire, as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us, to share the light and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one. We hope you enjoy our story tonight; Reflections of Earth."

Thanks, Lilclerk, my day is now complete.

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring" and now "Paging Mr. Morrow. Mr. Tom Morrow. Please contact Mr. Johnson in the Control Tower to confirm your Flight to the Moon".

every room has wall to wall creeps and hot and cold running chills shhhhhh listen

These two have a special hold on me. I anticipate them every time.... can't explain why.

I also love the music they play in the queue for Space Mountain and during Spaceship Earth.

 

[Maryssa*]

"Seat belts. Put them on. Use them."

I have no idea why my best friend and I find this stupidly hilarious.

Also,

"For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them Lean Rails."

"What automatic doors? *slam* Oh... those automatic doors."

 

[BrerFrog]

Can I post the entire JC script?

 

[Maryssa*]

The Magic Palette video in Imageworks, Figment said:
"Dreamfinder should have a... hmmm..... a green beard."

It's scary that I can remember EXACTLY how he said this!!

 

[CaptainWinter]

bringing our lives noo-ooo buh-raCES

 

[NewfieFan]

"Nice work pal!" -Chief Flight Attendant Patrick

I don't know why but that always makes me chuckle!

 

[Bennyrn12]

"Thanks, and have a magical day"

"Sir, we need to check your purse" - "IT'S A CARRYALL!!!" No kidding- heard this going through the security check at Epcot Internation Gateway a few trips ago..

"Welcome to Orlando International Airport" :lookaroun

I just called to change a dining reservation and they said this to me at the end of the call and it made my day. Just one little sentence :sohappy:

 

[CamiLyn227]

Please stand clear of the doors, por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas.

It's the first and last thing you hear every night at the Magic Kingdom. I have it as a ringtone on my phone.

This is my favorite too! I also have it as my ringtone on my cell phone!!! And I have a few t-shirts with that quote on it.

 

[wdwfanatic4yrs]

1 american adventure: one was gentle, one was kind. one was gentle one was kind. one came home one stayed behind, a cannon ball don't pay no mind.

2 HM : be sure to bring your... death certificate

3 tomorrow land transit: calling mr. morrow, mr tom morrow:sohappy:

 

[wdwfanatic4yrs]

A few of my favorites that haven't been mentioned:
DISAPPEAR! DISAPPEAR! in Maelstrom.
The Magic Palette video in Imageworks, Figment said:
"Dreamfinder should have a... hmmm..... a green beard."

"Chris, can you grab my black Les Paul?" RnRC

"Blloooood oooooooooon the saaaaaaddllllllle......" :lol:

and don't forget the next line that figment says. WOW it's just like a coloring book!:sohappy:

 

[Stellajack]

[ TT]
". . . we'll throw in a few surprise tests."

"Surprise tests?"

"Yeah, pick one":brick: