Okay, while I still think this is a pathetic sounding list (maybe it could have been shortened to 10 things. Or 7), I am going to attempt to create my own 17 reasons that I'm going to Disney this fall. Disclaimer- I'm doing this slightly in jest. I think that annual passholders and frequent visitors have a reason to be ticked off.
1. Pandora
2. It has been almost 9 years since I was there, and when I go, it will be 9 1/2.
3. I've never ridden Space Mountain
4. Or 7DMT
5. Or Tower of Terror
6. ditto for Aerosmith
7. And Dinosaur
8. I think it's almost been 2 decades since I was on Peter Pan
9. I plan on eating (and sharing drinks) around the World Showcase on my birthday.
10. And also take part in the Behind the Seeds tour
11. Oh right, finally doing Test Track
12. I am going to eat my first Dole Whip
13. Ummmm.... I'll eat my first Mickey bar since childhood?
14. Eat lunch at Be Our Guest
15. Experiencd MILF for the first time (Disney, change the name already).
16. Ride TSMM for the first time
17. What I am most excited for- Finally experience the world of Harry Potter- oh wait, no, that's Universal!
I guess Star Tours and Soarin' both have new versions.
So, for me, there's plenty of new stuff. For the frequent guest, there hasn't been a lot. A quarter of my list is stuff I was too chicken to do when I was a kid (... and teenager...). I'm glad Disney is finally picking up the pace, but it's embarrassing that it took them this long to make changes.