Captain Chaos
Well-Known Member
LOL, now that is some funny stuffAre you kidding? Disney Park®'s MagicBand™ powered by MyMagic+™ is the most magical attraction at any theme park!
But in reality, WDW dusters want Marvel back in their hands in Orlando. And yet, they have super heroes already and aren't using them. What makes WDW dusters think Disney would suddenly use Marvel in WDW? They probably plop Iron Man on the new boxes sent out for Magic Bands and say SEE WE HAVE MARVEL IN WDW FOR YA!!! Then Lou and Ricky wax poetic about how awesome of a job WDW is doing using Marvel on the boxes for the Tragic Bands. Their minions decide, in honor of Marvel Cinematic Universe, they won't wash for the next 6 months (like that would be any different anyway!!!). Lou and Ricky brag how great it is to see Marvel finally being used to its utmost potential in Orlando, while dining on free meals at any WDW restaurant and getting free drinks at Trader Sam's. Ricky then does a video podcast, clutching his Hitchhiking Ghost plush and Lou shoves his microphone into the face of an unsuspecting college aged Cast Member asking how great does it feel knowing Marvel finally has a presence in WDW as the characters now appear on Tragic Band boxes, not in an attraction. The minions drop to their knees in worship... ALL HAIL RICKY AND LOU, AND WDW1974 CAN SO SCREW they chant in hypnotic tones. Jeff Lange, not to be outdone, videos himself opening a Tragic Band box with Marvel characters designs, then sells the video on his site for $15.99!!!! Oh wait, get the blu ray edition for the low low price of $25.99!!!!
Ok, yes, this thread has gone off the deep end. I vote to close it.
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