You just scrambled every single senior executive's mind in Burbank, Glendale, Anaheim and Orlando with that comment.
Why do you need shade structures? Your plaid vest guide whisks you in through the exit of anything you want to see or go on.
Why do you need cool-off areas? Your plaid vest guide already reserved folding chairs and assigned seats at all the parades and water shows and fireworks and theater performances you want to see.
What stress and complexity? You have people to monitor and manage the App for you, while your plaid vest guide charms your kids, holds your wife's shopping bags, and keeps everyone happy and entertained.
And what about that free valet parking for your car at the Grand Californian? How's that for service and convenience!
If you are a Disney executive at the Vice President or above level, the people who actually make the decisions and guide the operational present and future of these theme parks, your complimentary visit to the parks once or twice per year couldn't be more pleasant and relaxing and simple.
So what are you peasants who actually pay to get in complaining about?!
Lol. All valid points but this reminds me, for the price people pay for those VIP tour guides its a little ridiculous that they re waiting in the same LL line as the people who paid $20 for Genie +. Shouldn't it include some sort of from of the line service?