Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

[Fun2BFree]

"Is this _____ actually stretching, or is it your imagination?"

Epic win! That one's my favourite. Right.... lemme try one:

I wanna take my horseless carriage down your Main Street. *cringe* That didn't work so well. Excuse me if I leave this thread crying.

 

[aladdinjrstar]

Can someone PM me the other ones?

 

[WDWCPF98]

Can someone send them to me also?

 

[DisneyDancer312]

Wishes was nothing compared to the fireworks ill make you see....:kiss:

 

[dizpins14]

I'll trade you this pin for what's under your lanyard....

 

[hcswingfield]

Want to see Stitch make his GREAT escape?

 

[WED10IA]

Wow, These could provide for some fun laughs. Anyways someone want to shoot me a PM?

 

[Lucky]

After reading these I can't imagine what the "naughty" ones saved for PMs might be.

 

[Imaginationeer]

If someone could PM the naughty ones to me, it would be much appreciated. Thanks!:kiss:

 

[Lucky]

Hey, big boy, I'm on the dining plan, and I'm no vegetarian.

 

[dopey]

Of course...:lookaroun

Like the Mike Wazowski one..

Baby, you know you're the only one. :kiss: You're the only one I sent the really filthy, dirty, nasty XXX-rated pick-up lines to -- the ones about Minnie's yoo-hoo, the little guy who resembles Dopey and that Hayley Mills movie you like. :lookaroun :animwink:

 

[maggiegrace1]

Baby, you know you're the only one. :kiss: You're the only one I sent the really filthy, dirty, nasty XXX-rated pick-up lines to -- the ones about Minnie's yoo-hoo, the little guy who resembles Dopey and that Hayley Mills movie you like. :lookaroun :animwink:

I better be..and I loved the Dopey one the best..I got the impression he was not so little..:lookaroun

 

[dopey]

I better be..and I loved the Dopey one the best..I got the impression he was not so little..:lookaroun

Oh, you'll get an impression all right. :animwink:

 

[CrashNet]

Wow...this is like the WDWMagic red light district. :lookaroun

 

[Vernonpush]

Maybe this should be in the "Adults Only" thread section.:lol: :lookaroun

 

[cda4114]

Can someone please PM me the other ones as well. Thanks!!

 

[BrittanyRose428]

can someone please pm me the naughty ones too ;] thankyou

 

[Wilt Dasney]

After reading these I can't imagine what the "naughty" ones saved for PMs might be.

My thoughts exactly. :ROFLOL:

 

[FigmentJedi]

Just thought of one that probably won't work anymore considering the attraction's been gone from Disneyland for years.
"Wanna join the Inner-Space club?"

 

[KYfriedPanda]

Hey, I already spent over a thousand bucks on this vacation... What's a couple hundred more?