Check-in to Hell

[WDWFREAK53]

Mine says "Slip" not "Traction Control Activated" :lol:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Mine says "Slip" not "Traction Control Activated" :lol:

Does it also make cartoon-esq slipping noises.... and then you see a bananna peal appear from no where? :lol:

 

[DisneyJill]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
*looks at calendar*

Yep...there it is...right under "Have lycra drycleaned"

I thought lycra dry cleaning day was Monday *smacks head*

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by DisneyJill
I thought lycra dry cleaning day was Monday *smacks head*

Silly...Monday is "Get Yo-self Re-electrified" Day!

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by DMC-12
I gotta agree with Linda on this one... New Car & New leather smell is much more pleasant than @$$. :lol: :lol:

Jerry's Coworker#1: What's that sound?

Jerry's Coworker#2: Jerry must have just gotten here. Ever since he got his CTS, he holds his farts in until he gets to work. Yesterday he hit 5 on the Richter scale.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Jerry's Coworker#1: What's that sound?

Jerry's Coworker#2: Jerry must have just gotten here. Ever since he got his CTS, he holds his farts in until he gets to work. Yesterday he hit 5 on the Richter scale.

It's like being in a new relationship :lol:

(Although, Jerry...I'd take the smell of my @$$ over a new car smell any day of the week )

 

[pinkrose]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
:

(Although, Jerry...I'd take the smell of my @$$ over a new car smell any day of the week )

I like new car smell.

 

[DisneyJill]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Oh, and Jillhoov, Linda's got this "thing" about people farting in her car , so you may want to watch what you eat.

haha, I missed this page entirely the other day. :lol: :lol:

And I get to borrow the BMW!? WAH HOO!!! Being a Hoov rocks my socks!!!

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Jerry's Coworker#1: What's that sound?

Jerry's Coworker#2: Jerry must have just gotten here. Ever since he got his CTS, he holds his farts in until he gets to work. Yesterday he hit 5 on the Richter scale.

:lol: Good Schtick! :lol:

*walks into lobby at work and lets one rip*
(though, I did let one go in the parking garage elevator the other morning) :lookaroun

Be back later, there is a fair going on in the next suburb over, and the beer garden beckons me :lol: The carnies still creep me out though... there just as scary as IASW dolls.

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by DMC-12
:lol: Good Schtick! :lol:

(though, I did let one go in the parking garage elevator the other morning) :lookaroun

....and you want me to tour Chicago with you?


:dazzle:

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by Maria
....and you want me to tour Chicago with you?


:dazzle:

You're safe as long as you stay in the car.:lol:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by Maria
....and you want me to tour Chicago with you?


:dazzle:

HMPH! I was in the elevator by myself... I dont do it with other folks around. :lol:

 

[figmentmom]

Whoo! It's a cold day down here, because, believe it or not, it's a NICE day in northern New York!:lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by DisneyJill
rocks my socks!!!

Stealing my lines now eh? :lol:

So...you've got THAT going for you :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Ok, I just "LMAO" at a commercial.

The song "We are the champions" came on...

This guy runs out of the house and does this weird "I can't believe it, I'm so excited" dance...

Then it says, "Viagra" :lol: (and that's it!) LOL

 

[phlydude]

Originally posted by DMC-12
HMPH! I was in the elevator by myself... I dont do it with other folks around. :lol:

I do!! ORFs baby!!:lol:

 

[pinkrose]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Ok, I just "LMAO" at a commercial.

The song "We are the champions" came on...

This guy runs out of the house and does this weird "I can't believe it, I'm so excited" dance...

Then it says, "Viagra" :lol: (and that's it!) LOL

There's a longer version of that one. Not only is that guy doing the "dance", so are other men in the neighborhood. :lol:

 

[DisneyJill]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Stealing my lines now eh? :lol:

So...you've got THAT going for you :lol:

Whuh? Me?

Or maybe....it's that you've got THAT going for YOU! :lol:

 

[speck76]

My aquarium sprung a leak tonight

I am still hungry

I have to get up in 4.5 hours for work

This is right where I belong :brick:

 

[figmentmom]

Originally posted by speck76
My aquarium sprung a leak tonight

I am still hungry

I have to get up in 4.5 hours for work

This is right where I belong :brick:

So...since you're up anyway, why not give the dog her bath? :lol: