Check-in to Hell

celticdog

celticdog

Well-Known Member
I'll be there soon, cause I'm on a...

(in my best singing voice)

HIGHWAY TO HELL


Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing,leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell

(Don't stop me)
And I'm going down, all the way down

I'm on the highway to hell

(Lyrics courtesy of AC/DC)
 
DMC-12

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Question......

If Jesus saves... does that mean he clips coupons? :confused: :veryconfu

I mean... I could see Jesus wanting to save .30 cents on Strawberry Frosted Pop-Tarts.. I mean, who doesnt? Am I right here?

Jesus Saves! .35 cents on Motts Apple Sauce!



:lol: :lol: :lookaroun
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by DMC-12
Question......

If Jesus saves... does that mean he clips coupons? :confused: :veryconfu

I mean... I could see Jesus wanting to save .30 cents on Strawberry Frosted Pop-Tarts.. I mean, who doesnt? Am I right here?

Jesus Saves! .35 cents on Motts Apple Sauce!



:lol: :lol: :lookaroun
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I've also wanted to see Jesus Fish...because I hear he likes to.
 
garyhoov

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
This is Hell - Elvis Costello


CHORUS:
This is hell, this is hell
I am sorry to tell you
It never gets better or worse
But you get used to it after a spell
For heaven is hell in reverse

The bruiser spun a hula hoop
As all the barmen preen and pout
The neon "i" of nightclub flickers on and off
And finally blew out
The irritating jingle
Of the belly-dancing phony Turkish girls
The eerie glare of ultra violet
Perfect dental work

CHORUS

The failed Don Juan in the big bow-tie
Is very sorry that he spoke
For he's mislaid his punch line
More than halfway through a very tasteless joke
The fräulein caught him peeking down her gown
He's yelling in her ear
And all at once the music stopped
As he was intimately bellowing "My dear . . ."

CHORUS

The shirt you wore with courage
And the violent nylon suit
Reappear upon your back
And undermine the polished line you try to shoot
It's not the torment of the flames
That finally see your flesh corrupted
It's the small humiliations that your memory piles up

This is hell, this is hell, this is hell.

"My Favourite Things" are playing
Again and again
But it's by Julie Andrews
And not by John Coltrane
Endless balmy breezes and perfect sunsets framed
Vintage wine for breakfast
And naked starlets floating in Champagne
All the passions of your youth
Are tranquillized and tamed
You may think it looks familiar
Though you may know it by another name

CHORUS

This is hell, this is hell.
 
tigsmom

tigsmom

Well-Known Member
Hell is for Children by Pat Benatar

They cry in the dark, so you can't see their tears
They hide in the light, so you can't see their fears
Forgive and forget, all the while
Love and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a wounded child

Because Hell
Hell Is For Children
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell Is For Children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh

It's all so confusing, this brutal abusing
They blacken your eyes, and then apologize
You're daddy's good girl, and don't tell mommy a thing
Be a good little boy, and you'll get a new toy
Tell grandma you fell off the swing

Because Hell
Hell Is For Children
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell Is For Children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh

No, Hell Is For Children

Hell
Hell is for Hell
Hell is for Hell
Hell Is For Children

Hell
Hell is for Hell
Hell is for Hell
Hell Is For Children
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by tigsmom
Hell is for Children by Pat Benatar
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I read this fast and thought it said, "Hell is for chicken"...

but no...Hell is for Children...but...Children taste like chicken...so I wasn't THAT far off. (Yes, this is a reason why I'm in hell)


DISCLAIMER: It was a tasteless statement...(not even tasting like chicken)...and I have never tasted children meat.
 
DarkImage4

DarkImage4

Member
Wow, I guess I'm really late tot the party...

- I married a Jewish women (I'm Catholic)
- I doubt my religion (unless WDW and LotR count)
- curses are a normal part of my vocabulary
- I forgot to send my mom a Mother's Day card

Do I qualify? And can I make reservations for 2?
 
DMC-12

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by DarkImage4
Wow, I guess I'm really late tot the party...

- I married a Jewish women (I'm Catholic)
- I doubt my religion (unless WDW and LotR count)
- curses are a normal part of my vocabulary
- I forgot to send my mom a Mother's Day card

Do I qualify? And can I make reservations for 2?
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You also work for an evil company! :lol: Welcome aboard DarkImage4! :lol: :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:
 
Shaman

Shaman

Well-Known Member
So...anyone else going swimming in the magma today? I heard its very theraputical...and even clears the sinuses...:lookaroun
 
DMC-12

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by objr
So...anyone else going swimming in the magma today? I heard its very theraputical...and even clears the sinuses...:lookaroun
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Swimming in it.... Heck.. I am drinking my vanilla flavored magma right now! :lol: :slurp:
 
One Lil Spark

One Lil Spark

EPCOT Center Defender
Originally posted by DMC-12
Swimming in it.... Heck.. I am drinking my vanilla flavored magma right now! :lol: :slurp:
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That's not vanilla...

That's what I wrang out of Gary's shirt when I did his laundry earlier today. He paid me to get his pit stains out b/c it's kinda hot here.

I'm sorry, but ENJOY!!
 
One Lil Spark

One Lil Spark

EPCOT Center Defender
I think all men deserve to be in hell...

I have proof that I can't even keep a fish's attention!? :mad:
 

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