I respect your opinions, but I react just the opposite on almost every point:
-The movement on TSMM adds more fun to the whole experience. What you find jarring and pointless I (and my whole family) find laugh-inducing and... gotta say it again... FUN!
-AA figures: Woulda been nice. It's not a deal-breaker for me.
-Graphics: The graphics are fine. The gameplay is perfect. Mr. Toad doesn't need AA's, and TSMM doesn't need "better" graphics.
-No sense of Danger: Not every ride needs a storyline or a threat. TSMM is pure lighthearted fun. It's about play. For this particular attraction, that's enough.
- No sense of Competition? What can I say--Ride with my group sometime: We are quite vocal and get *very* into the game.
- Like sitting in a stroller in Best Buy? That's an awesome burn, but c'mon. Some people think PoC is just a flume ride.
- Pulling the string hurts after a bit: So does spinning a teacup wheel. Sometimes a rider just has to grit their teeth and cowboy up!!!
Sometimes fun takes a toll! (But everyone has their limit and I personally don't like being beaten up by the new bobsleds).
I love, love LOVE TSMM. But I love it as a single, unique attraction. I don't want *another* TSMM.