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joanna71985

Well-Known Member
Oh, I agree with you. Calling Frozone a Power Ranger was just funny. My point was, and thanks for agreeing, we do put some people in areas or with backgrounds or other characters that make no sense at all.

how is this for a combo:

Wow, that is a combo!
 

Adison Belle

New Member
Sorry, my bad. I had not had a chance to get my dole whip and corn dog nuggets yet, and I was a little crabby.


Alright. I got one:

My two BFFS and I were walking down Sunset Boulevard down by those shops when we look over and see a "sweet" old lady and her "sweet" old husband. While they seemed harmless, I put sweet in quotations because of what happened next: all of a sudden, the wife looks to the husband, and in a really gruff, mean voice shouts: I DON'T WAIT FOR @$$HOLES!

Maybe no one else finds that funny, but we almost peed.:ROFLOL:
 

WDW Monorail

Well-Known Member
As I was watching a WDW home video from 1992 earlier today, my mother asked me if the video had shown "King's Castle". Not haveing a slight idea of what she was talking about, I asked "What do you mean?" Her response: "You know, the place with the castle."

I don't feel as if I need to explain further.
 

figmentisgreat

New Member
Sitting in class today, (see post in the disney geek thread for further details)
A girl said that When her family went to disney and were in Jurassic Park, her sister thought that they were really in Malaysia.

:brick:
 

bluefaery

Well-Known Member
I was on the bus today heading from Hollywood Studios to POP Century and I overherd a lady ask her children if they had fun at Disneyland. I had to laugh because she asked her children that question while holding onto a merchandise bag that clearly said Walt Disney World Where dreams come true.
 
I heard many silly things on my last trip.

Random man walking around in AK, "Where is that Indiana Jones ride?".

Little girl, "Mommy! When will I get to see Dora!".

My own family:

Brother, "What's the Wide World of Sports?"
Mom, "It's one of the Disney resorts."
Me, "Try a sporting complex!"
 

daringstoic

Active Member
My all-time favorite was one day when I was off work and (of course) visiting my co-workers. I was talking with my friend who was working at Splash's exit, and this guy walks up to her, points at the picture monitors on the wall for the on-ride photo, and asks her (in all seriousness), "How do I know which picture is mine?" I immediately turned around and burst into a fit of giggles, thankful that I wasn't in costume while she politely replied, "Well...It'll be the one with you in it." He was still confused, so she just suggested that he speak to one of the merchandise CMs, since we had nothing to do with the on-ride photos.
We also used to get asked quite regularly if the ride went upside down. Because, clearly, Disney has found a way to defy gravity with an upside down boat ride.

Another favorite, not at Disney, but still pretty good happened at Cedar Point (in Ohio, on a little strip of land jutting out into Lake Erie, for those who don't know). My friend and I were waiting in line for one of the coasters, and the two college-age girls in front of us were having a serious discussion about what body of water we were looking out at. They finally asked the employee if we were on the Atlantic Ocean. It turned out that the employee didn't know either, which only made us more frightened for the future of humanity.
 

bluefaery

Well-Known Member
And What time is the 3:00 parade :p


While I was at MK at the beginning of the month, I intentionally asked a CM this exact question just to see what he said.

ME: What time is the 3:00 Parade
CM: Well, that all depends on where you are sitting to watch it. If you are in Frontierland it's at 3:00, but if you are on Main Street it is at 3:15 or :3:20.

I explained why I had asked him that question and that I thought his answer was perfect.
 

sillyspook13

Well-Known Member
Two recent gems from work:

A little boy in a stroller was waving his fist at me and making "pyow" noises. In a mildly frustrated voice he said, "It's my super power!"

A few weeks ago I overheard a very excited little girl telling her family about riding Explanation Everest.
 
As a Southerner, I am with you. I was offended by the slam on the South and was attempting to show how silly it was. Hence the :rolleyes: (rolling of eyes) at the end of my post. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough. :wave:

And sorry to reply to something posted so long ago but since this thread has been revived and I previously missed seeing your post, I thought I'd reply.

Now, back to the show!

Actually, my mother married her sisters ex-husband and made my 5 cousins my step-brothers and step-sister... but she and he are both from Jersey...
Although I'm a Florida native... go figure :shrug:
 
Alright. I got one:

My two BFFS and I were walking down Sunset Boulevard down by those shops when we look over and see a "sweet" old lady and her "sweet" old husband. While they seemed harmless, I put sweet in quotations because of what happened next: all of a sudden, the wife looks to the husband, and in a really gruff, mean voice shouts: I DON'T WAIT FOR @$$HOLES!

Maybe no one else finds that funny, but we almost peed.:ROFLOL:

OMG, coffee on the keyboard now, thanks!
:lol::lol::lol:
 

Elonwy

Member
Omg i read every post here and am laughing so hard it hurts :ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

I have a few to share but I sincerely want you all to know a few of these have to do with me being Canadian and I mean no disrespect to Americans. I just found some of these funny and hope you will too.

I was in line for Tower of Terror with a friend of mine, I'm from Nova Scotia, she's from British Columbia (if you're not familiar with the location of these provinces...you will be in a minute) There was an older couple in front of us from Arizona and we were all chatting, passing time in line (you meet the best people that way)

When they asked where we were from we explained we were both from Canada and gave our provinces. They didn't know where either was so I said, "Nova Scotia is next to Maine and B.C is north of Washington State" They both looked shocked and the wife said "You mean Canada goes all the way across? It must be almost as big as the U.S" :lol:

(I didn't bother telling her that Canada is actually bigger)


The other two that were funny happened at the canadian pavilion. As I was walking toward the movie attraction I overheard one woman say she wanted to go in the "Booty-Queue" That would be the french gift shop the "Boutique" But hey, if there's a queue to get some Canadian booty point me there :animwink:


The last one made me cringe. A woman and her two children (a boy around 7 and a girl around 5) were coming from the UK pavilion toward the Canadian pavilion. As I passed them the little girl asked if Canada was "owned" by England as well. the mothers response........."No honey, Canada is owned by the United States" :brick: Well, some might think it's true but I'm one Canadian who likes to stand on my own :) All i could think is this woman obviously has been to every other country in the showcase (Canada being the last in that direction) and what did she teach her children along the way?


keep posting...i love these stories...I KNOW I have some more
 

Chape19714

Well-Known Member
While I was at MK at the beginning of the month, I intentionally asked a CM this exact question just to see what he said.

ME: What time is the 3:00 Parade
CM: Well, that all depends on where you are sitting to watch it. If you are in Frontierland it's at 3:00, but if you are on Main Street it is at 3:15 or :3:20.

I explained why I had asked him that question and that I thought his answer was perfect.
Yep, that is the correct answer, the only thing you could add is to arrive 30 minutes prior for a good spot.
 

MKCP 1985

Well-Known Member
My first visit to WDW was in 1972 and by my username, you can see I am a former cast member, so over the years I've been the innocent, the know it all, and the idiot. Having kids will do that to a person, as will 10 hour days in the Florida summer sun. :lol: I'll also admit I didn't read this whole thread, so some of this may have been said already . . . but here goes:

And What time is the 3:00 parade :p

It is easy to laugh at that question and I admit I did, too. But the question is not as dumb as it seems. When you've been to the Magic Kingdom enough times, you will see the parade begin on Main Street and end at Frontierland, while other times it is just the opposite. So, often times what the person wants to know is - "what time will the 3:00 parade get to this area?" It can take a good 20-30 minutes for the 3:00 parade to come by Pecos Bill's if it starts on Main Street, and with fast pass times and ADR's, that extra time can be important in deciding whether to camp out and wait for it or to move along to the queue for Pirates or Splash. :shrug:

A lot of questions that seem dumb as dirt actually have some merit to them when you peel back the surface and dig to find what they mean.

Still, I'm not saying we guests don't say some dumb things or ask some dumb questions. . . :lol:

While I was at MK at the beginning of the month, I intentionally asked a CM this exact question just to see what he said.

ME: What time is the 3:00 Parade
CM: Well, that all depends on where you are sitting to watch it. If you are in Frontierland it's at 3:00, but if you are on Main Street it is at 3:15 or :3:20.

I explained why I had asked him that question and that I thought his answer was perfect.

Yep, that is the correct answer, the only thing you could add is to arrive 30 minutes prior for a good spot.

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:lol:

:wave:
 

DizneyPryncess

Well-Known Member
Ok, this thread is hysterical! I seriously sat at work today & read everyone's responses, and then I came home & showed them to my fiance.

I once hear a mother yelling at her son who was being terribly out of control. She said, loudly enough for everyone around to hear....

"Mickey Mouse hates you! If you can't behave, he's going to tear out your tongue!"

I swear. Nice parent huh? :confused: One things for sure, that kid is going to be scared of costumed characters for the rest of his life!
 

NewfieFan

Well-Known Member
Omg i read every post here and am laughing so hard it hurts :ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

I have a few to share but I sincerely want you all to know a few of these have to do with me being Canadian and I mean no disrespect to Americans. I just found some of these funny and hope you will too.

I was in line for Tower of Terror with a friend of mine, I'm from Nova Scotia, she's from British Columbia (if you're not familiar with the location of these provinces...you will be in a minute) There was an older couple in front of us from Arizona and we were all chatting, passing time in line (you meet the best people that way)

When they asked where we were from we explained we were both from Canada and gave our provinces. They didn't know where either was so I said, "Nova Scotia is next to Maine and B.C is north of Washington State" They both looked shocked and the wife said "You mean Canada goes all the way across? It must be almost as big as the U.S" :lol:

(I didn't bother telling her that Canada is actually bigger)


The other two that were funny happened at the canadian pavilion. As I was walking toward the movie attraction I overheard one woman say she wanted to go in the "Booty-Queue" That would be the french gift shop the "Boutique" But hey, if there's a queue to get some Canadian booty point me there :animwink:


The last one made me cringe. A woman and her two children (a boy around 7 and a girl around 5) were coming from the UK pavilion toward the Canadian pavilion. As I passed them the little girl asked if Canada was "owned" by England as well. the mothers response........."No honey, Canada is owned by the United States" :brick: Well, some might think it's true but I'm one Canadian who likes to stand on my own :) All i could think is this woman obviously has been to every other country in the showcase (Canada being the last in that direction) and what did she teach her children along the way?


keep posting...i love these stories...I KNOW I have some more

Those stories are great, just great! When someone asked where NL was (nobody ever knows) I explained it was the most eastern province in Canada (and an island off to itself). They then asked us how many days it took to get to Florida!?! We're from Canada not another planet!!!
 

Elonwy

Member
Those stories are great, just great! When someone asked where NL was (nobody ever knows) I explained it was the most eastern province in Canada (and an island off to itself). They then asked us how many days it took to get to Florida!?! We're from Canada not another planet!!!

Ahhh...you're from New-FOUND-land. Where do you keep your dog sled ? ;):lol:
 

maryszhi

Well-Known Member
there are so many from over the years, both appropriate and not. But on this pass trip:
(at epcot enterence)
guest 1: Honey i think we need to go back to our hotel
Guest 2: why???
Guest 1: we need our passports
Guest 2 Why?
Guest 2: because we are going all over the world and we need to go through customs at each country since each pavilion is that countries soil, why the heck didnt you think all the people working there were from that country, its becuase it would take to long for immigration, so the US sold the land to that country, so each pavilion has its own rules. also where is the currency exchange, i want some pounds and euros so i can buy some souvinears
Guest 2: roles eyes and explains.

another funny one: Thats funny, the disneyland dvd showd only 3 hotels, 2 parks, and Downtown disney..... we clearly are not at the right amusement park. but thats funny, there are disney signs everywhere... this must be new, i think they rebuilt disney land.....but why??????
"where is the indiana jones ride"
Or my personal fav.
I cant ride splash moutin because its upside down
trust me theres more...but i dont want to take up the space, and trust me some arent exactly appropriate
 

Rob562

Well-Known Member
another funny one: Thats funny, the disneyland dvd showd only 3 hotels, 2 parks, and Downtown disney..... we clearly are not at the right amusement park. but thats funny, there are disney signs everywhere... this must be new, i think they rebuilt disney land.....but why??????

Ah yes... An unintended side-effect of Disney putting out a single "Disney Parks" planning DVD that has both WDW and Disneyland on one disc...
(Nevermind that underneath the names "Disneyland" and "Walt Disney World" it says "California" and "Florida"...)

-Rob
 

OilSlinger822

New Member
The other two that were funny happened at the canadian pavilion. As I was walking toward the movie attraction I overheard one woman say she wanted to go in the "Booty-Queue" That would be the french gift shop the "Boutique" But hey, if there's a queue to get some Canadian booty point me there :animwink:

bahahahaha wow this one actually made me laugh out loud...my roommate is lookin at me like i'm crazy


ok well I've got plenty, but the funniest are inappropriate, so I'll just tell this one...

Guest1: Do u know where we can book reservations for the suite on mainstreet?
CM: um..xcuse me?
Guest2: my wife just said we wanna book reservations for that place that disney feller stayed in....where do we go?
CM: Well the castle originally had a room built for Walt Disney and his family, but there's not one on main street...and the castle room you have to win. Im sorry"
Guest2" What the h**l?! I was told we could stay there if we paid an extra $200 a night...i wanna speak to your manager!!


And one time I saw some ladies go into a candy/food store (cant remember where exactly) and there was a hispanic lady and a black lady... I"m not sure wat happened in the store..i guess maybe the black lady skipped the hispanic lady, but i was passing by and they were cussing at each other and throwing racial insults and each other and both of them had kids!
 

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