Sorry, my bad. I had not had a chance to get my dole whip and corn dog nuggets yet, and I was a little crabby.
And What time is the 3:00 parade
As a Southerner, I am with you. I was offended by the slam on the South and was attempting to show how silly it was. Hence the (rolling of eyes) at the end of my post. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough. :wave:
And sorry to reply to something posted so long ago but since this thread has been revived and I previously missed seeing your post, I thought I'd reply.
Now, back to the show!
Alright. I got one:
My two BFFS and I were walking down Sunset Boulevard down by those shops when we look over and see a "sweet" old lady and her "sweet" old husband. While they seemed harmless, I put sweet in quotations because of what happened next: all of a sudden, the wife looks to the husband, and in a really gruff, mean voice shouts: I DON'T WAIT FOR @$$HOLES!
Maybe no one else finds that funny, but we almost peed.:ROFLOL:
Yep, that is the correct answer, the only thing you could add is to arrive 30 minutes prior for a good spot.While I was at MK at the beginning of the month, I intentionally asked a CM this exact question just to see what he said.
ME: What time is the 3:00 Parade
CM: Well, that all depends on where you are sitting to watch it. If you are in Frontierland it's at 3:00, but if you are on Main Street it is at 3:15 or :3:20.
I explained why I had asked him that question and that I thought his answer was perfect.
My first visit to WDW was in 1972 and by my username, you can see I am a former cast member, so over the years I've been the innocent, the know it all, and the idiot. Having kids will do that to a person, as will 10 hour days in the Florida summer sun. :lol: I'll also admit I didn't read this whole thread, so some of this may have been said already . . . but here goes:
And What time is the 3:00 parade
It is easy to laugh at that question and I admit I did, too. But the question is not as dumb as it seems. When you've been to the Magic Kingdom enough times, you will see the parade begin on Main Street and end at Frontierland, while other times it is just the opposite. So, often times what the person wants to know is - "what time will the 3:00 parade get to this area?" It can take a good 20-30 minutes for the 3:00 parade to come by Pecos Bill's if it starts on Main Street, and with fast pass times and ADR's, that extra time can be important in deciding whether to camp out and wait for it or to move along to the queue for Pirates or Splash. :shrug:
A lot of questions that seem dumb as dirt actually have some merit to them when you peel back the surface and dig to find what they mean.
Still, I'm not saying we guests don't say some dumb things or ask some dumb questions. . . :lol:
While I was at MK at the beginning of the month, I intentionally asked a CM this exact question just to see what he said.
ME: What time is the 3:00 Parade
CM: Well, that all depends on where you are sitting to watch it. If you are in Frontierland it's at 3:00, but if you are on Main Street it is at 3:15 or :3:20.
I explained why I had asked him that question and that I thought his answer was perfect.
Yep, that is the correct answer, the only thing you could add is to arrive 30 minutes prior for a good spot.
Omg i read every post here and am laughing so hard it hurts :ROFLOL::ROFLOL:
I have a few to share but I sincerely want you all to know a few of these have to do with me being Canadian and I mean no disrespect to Americans. I just found some of these funny and hope you will too.
I was in line for Tower of Terror with a friend of mine, I'm from Nova Scotia, she's from British Columbia (if you're not familiar with the location of these provinces...you will be in a minute) There was an older couple in front of us from Arizona and we were all chatting, passing time in line (you meet the best people that way)
When they asked where we were from we explained we were both from Canada and gave our provinces. They didn't know where either was so I said, "Nova Scotia is next to Maine and B.C is north of Washington State" They both looked shocked and the wife said "You mean Canada goes all the way across? It must be almost as big as the U.S" :lol:
(I didn't bother telling her that Canada is actually bigger)
The other two that were funny happened at the canadian pavilion. As I was walking toward the movie attraction I overheard one woman say she wanted to go in the "Booty-Queue" That would be the french gift shop the "Boutique" But hey, if there's a queue to get some Canadian booty point me there :animwink:
The last one made me cringe. A woman and her two children (a boy around 7 and a girl around 5) were coming from the UK pavilion toward the Canadian pavilion. As I passed them the little girl asked if Canada was "owned" by England as well. the mothers response........."No honey, Canada is owned by the United States" :brick: Well, some might think it's true but I'm one Canadian who likes to stand on my own All i could think is this woman obviously has been to every other country in the showcase (Canada being the last in that direction) and what did she teach her children along the way?
keep posting...i love these stories...I KNOW I have some more
Those stories are great, just great! When someone asked where NL was (nobody ever knows) I explained it was the most eastern province in Canada (and an island off to itself). They then asked us how many days it took to get to Florida!?! We're from Canada not another planet!!!
another funny one: Thats funny, the disneyland dvd showd only 3 hotels, 2 parks, and Downtown disney..... we clearly are not at the right amusement park. but thats funny, there are disney signs everywhere... this must be new, i think they rebuilt disney land.....but why??????
The other two that were funny happened at the canadian pavilion. As I was walking toward the movie attraction I overheard one woman say she wanted to go in the "Booty-Queue" That would be the french gift shop the "Boutique" But hey, if there's a queue to get some Canadian booty point me there :animwink:
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