I have two pretty good ones...
If I have posted these before I apologize just scan past and keep reading...
While working in Entertainment at the Studios a British guest came up to me (nothing against British, but the proper accent and all made it even funnier) looks straight at me and asks:
"Excuse me, Goofy...uhmmm Goofy....Why does your collar say Pluto?"
I just looked back at him, and thank goodness he couldn't see my face.
The next working as a coordinator with the Green Army Men for a rope drop ceremony on Super Soap Weekend ( and boy you learn to get out of the way FAST on those morning cause there's a lot of ambitious soap fans and housewives who will just mow you down to get to their stars)
A couple approaches me with a map (they had done some pre-planning, but I could see the trouble coming)
Woman:
gestures to map "Where is this Earthquake thing?"
Me: "That's at Universal Studios, this is the Disney-MGM Studios."
Woman:
gestures to map again "Okay, then where is this King Kong thing?"
Me:
the model of good patience "That is also at Universal Studios, not here, this is the Disney-MGM Studios"
Woman:
one more try "All right, well how do we get to those things?"
Me: "Well, you need to go back to your car and head east on I-4 about 5-10 miles and you will see signs for it."
Woman:
exasperated now "You mean none of this stuff is here?"
Me:
trying not to laugh "No ma'am, that is a map of Universal Studios, they are a competitor, this is the Disney-MGM Studios, part of the Walt Disney World Complex. They are two different things. I have a map of this park right here if you would like it."
Woman:
turns to husband, folds map and starts smacking him with it "I tole ya we bought the wrong [darn] tickets"
Me:
turns away unable to keep from smiling at this pleasant exchange
Anyway, there are a lot of others that I have heard as a CM, but those are two of my favorites.