An E ticket by definition is just a popular or new ride in a park.... So by that standard Peter Pan, Pirates, are all still E tickets. And pan is as short as they come.
No, ROFL, it's not - it's a C-ticket, at best.
By your definition, Meet and Greets are E-tickets.
Were you like this in school? "No, Mount Rushmore is NOT a Wonder of the World! Old men are ugly!"
You totally lost that point, LOL.
You picked a ride I think and have thought since day one was incredibly blaring and slow an E ticket.
Blaring? I never thought the GMR was particularly loud, but in any case - as I said, your opinion on how loud or slow GMR is has no bearing on it being an E-Ticket scope attraction or not. It is a 20 minute dark ride with one of the largest collections of animatronics in existence that takes up acres of space inside of a theme park icon.
It is assuredly one of the top examples of what folks refer to as an E-ticket, no matter if you enjoy it or not. I personally detest riding Soarin', but I wouldn't make the absurd argument that it wasn't an E-Ticket. It's not a "personal rating scale", it's a designation on the scope of an experience.
I personally feel NFL mine train is an E ticket.
Some people personally believe that humans and dinosaurs lived together like people and horses do today. That doesn't make them correct.
What we both can agree on is the ride must be an experience that brings you into another world. With some sort of story or thrill. That makes you wanting to ride it agin and again.
By that definition, the simulator rides at Disneyquest would be E-tickets - and they weren't.
Scale. Scope. Both things that as nice little rides as they are, the Mine Train and TLM lack.
In any case, semantics are fun and all - but no matter what you think about the term, the fact remains that the Magic Kingdom has not added any single attraction on the scope of Splash Mountain since it was built 23 years ago.
Now stop arguing with me and go find that wet paper bag - it will amuse you for hours. Just make sure you let someone know where you are, in case you get lost.