Turtlekrawl
Well-Known Member
I intended to avoid POV videos, but couldn’t help myself after seeing all the comments.
Wish I had a unique take, but alas, I very much agree with most of the negative comments.
I didn’t think this would be better than Splash. Genuinely thought it would be close.
It’s not.
This would be a perfectly nice addition to the park, but is a stunning downgrade from one of the best theme park attractions of all time. That is the crux of the issue here, and why this remake has rightfully received more scrutiny than any other in history.
The exterior portion looks like a cruise through a Michael’s or Hobby Lobby.
The plot is dumb, and yet still manages to confuse. The drops are so poorly integrated into the story.
The dialogue is on par with Star Wars prequels.
The music choices and execution are ok at times, but largely disappointing. The epic score of Splash on the final lift hill does not have a suitable replacement here.
The visuals are nice. Certainly not spectacular.
Lacking in emotion.
Lacking in drama.
Lacking in comedy.
Very safe and generic.
Clearly afraid to scare or offend anyone.
Because of the stakes, I believe this is the low point for WED/WDI in my 42 years of visiting.
Wish I had a unique take, but alas, I very much agree with most of the negative comments.
I didn’t think this would be better than Splash. Genuinely thought it would be close.
It’s not.
This would be a perfectly nice addition to the park, but is a stunning downgrade from one of the best theme park attractions of all time. That is the crux of the issue here, and why this remake has rightfully received more scrutiny than any other in history.
The exterior portion looks like a cruise through a Michael’s or Hobby Lobby.
The plot is dumb, and yet still manages to confuse. The drops are so poorly integrated into the story.
The dialogue is on par with Star Wars prequels.
The music choices and execution are ok at times, but largely disappointing. The epic score of Splash on the final lift hill does not have a suitable replacement here.
The visuals are nice. Certainly not spectacular.
Lacking in emotion.
Lacking in drama.
Lacking in comedy.
Very safe and generic.
Clearly afraid to scare or offend anyone.
Because of the stakes, I believe this is the low point for WED/WDI in my 42 years of visiting.