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You might be a redneck at WDW if...
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wdwishes2005
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when you think wonders of life is an exhibit on beer.
dandaman
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If you think "Big Thunder Mountain" refers to the time you went driving around the Smokies in your monster truck.
If you think "Fantasyland" refers to the Playboy Mansion.
If you think the Stunt Show should include more tractor pulls and the General Lee.
If the Hoop-De-Doo Revue makes you reminisce of your family reunion.
If the Magic Kingdom parking lot reminds you of your front yard, only with less cinder blocks.
If you think "Fantasyland" refers to the Playboy Mansion.
If you think the Stunt Show should include more tractor pulls and the General Lee.
If the Hoop-De-Doo Revue makes you reminisce of your family reunion.
If the Magic Kingdom parking lot reminds you of your front yard, only with less cinder blocks.
matt88mph
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You challenge Claire D. Room to a farting contest.
You think Disney can revive the dead based on what they did to the Presidents and the dinosaurs.
You ride Expedition Everest. With a shotgun.
You wonder why the shooting gallery and CBJ are in two separate buildings.
You mistake Disney Security with the "English Place" guards.
You think Disney can revive the dead based on what they did to the Presidents and the dinosaurs.
You ride Expedition Everest. With a shotgun.
You wonder why the shooting gallery and CBJ are in two separate buildings.
You mistake Disney Security with the "English Place" guards.
Dragonrider1227
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If you think there should be a "Dukes of Hazzard" ride...
FigmentJedi
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LOL! "Hey Cletus, we're gunna eat like kings tonight!"matt88mph said:
Theresonly1
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Dubman said:
that is cute!!
SpenceMan01
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dandaman said:
:lol: NICE!
This thread is great! Here are a few of my own:
If you go to CBJ and ask for an audition.
You think Trixie is a fine piece of tail.
You're jealous of Henry because he's got more teeth than you.
You're mad because the House of Blues at DTD didn't include periwinkle, azure, turquoise, navy or aquamarine.
SpenceMan01
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You think the Malestrom is a dude playing a guitar.
You wonder why the restaurant at the Canadian Pavillion is called Le Cellier. "Y'all sposed to be Canada, why you talkin French and not Canadian, eh?"
You think Spaceship Earth is that 'Horizons ride' that looks into the future.
You think its creepy that so many people are buried at the entrance to that park with the big golf ball.
You scream "Pull!" during Wishes and take aim at Tinkerbell with your 12 gauge.
You wonder why that guy from TV with the karma list decided to open a sandwich shop in DTD.
You walk around wondering where all the whales, dolphins and other fishes came from.
You see a CM sweeping up some spilled food on the walkway and ask them "You gonna eat that?"
You try to roast marshmallows over the volcano on Peter Pan's Flight.
A CM at the Carousel has to tell you to ride ON the horses, not standing BEHIND them
:lookaroun
You use a churro as bait to catch a seagull and attempt to BBQ it on the inferno barge during Illuminations.
You carry a romantic converstation with a water fountain in Futureworld.
You skip Blizzard Beach because you forgot your winter jacket at home.
You wonder why spittin' isn't represented at the All Star Sports Resort.
You have a magical gathering with you, your mom, pa, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandpa and grandma and everyone can be accomodated in a single Value resort room.
You wonder why the restaurant at the Canadian Pavillion is called Le Cellier. "Y'all sposed to be Canada, why you talkin French and not Canadian, eh?"
You think Spaceship Earth is that 'Horizons ride' that looks into the future.
You think its creepy that so many people are buried at the entrance to that park with the big golf ball.
You scream "Pull!" during Wishes and take aim at Tinkerbell with your 12 gauge.
You wonder why that guy from TV with the karma list decided to open a sandwich shop in DTD.
You walk around wondering where all the whales, dolphins and other fishes came from.
You see a CM sweeping up some spilled food on the walkway and ask them "You gonna eat that?"
You try to roast marshmallows over the volcano on Peter Pan's Flight.
A CM at the Carousel has to tell you to ride ON the horses, not standing BEHIND them
:lookarounYou use a churro as bait to catch a seagull and attempt to BBQ it on the inferno barge during Illuminations.
You carry a romantic converstation with a water fountain in Futureworld.
You skip Blizzard Beach because you forgot your winter jacket at home.
You wonder why spittin' isn't represented at the All Star Sports Resort.
You have a magical gathering with you, your mom, pa, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandpa and grandma and everyone can be accomodated in a single Value resort room.
SpenceMan01
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I dunno. I had some writers block yesterday, but come 3:30 last night the creative juices got flowing and thats what came out.
Here are some more:
You refuse to ride the TTA because "witchcraft moves them there trains".
You wonder how they fit the statue of liberty into the American Adventure.
You skip Philharmagic because you don't have a tux to go with the opry glasses.
You visit in July and wonder where Donald's Christmas Tree lot went.
You proceed to set up your own Christmas tree lot in its absence... in July.
You walk into AK, take one look at the Tree of Life, and run back to the truck to grab your chainsaw.
You hold your breath on Space Mountain because, afterall, there is no air in space.
Goofy's Barnstormer reminds you of the flying lessons you took back in '92.
You love the Whispering Canyon Cafe because it "just feels so much like home".
At Cosmic Rays you request songs and then attempt to tip Sunny Eclipse because that was "mighty fine music".
You try to steal bricks from Cinderella's Castle to put your car on when you get home.
Here are some more:
You refuse to ride the TTA because "witchcraft moves them there trains".
You wonder how they fit the statue of liberty into the American Adventure.
You skip Philharmagic because you don't have a tux to go with the opry glasses.
You visit in July and wonder where Donald's Christmas Tree lot went.
You proceed to set up your own Christmas tree lot in its absence... in July.
You walk into AK, take one look at the Tree of Life, and run back to the truck to grab your chainsaw.
You hold your breath on Space Mountain because, afterall, there is no air in space.
Goofy's Barnstormer reminds you of the flying lessons you took back in '92.
You love the Whispering Canyon Cafe because it "just feels so much like home".
At Cosmic Rays you request songs and then attempt to tip Sunny Eclipse because that was "mighty fine music".
You try to steal bricks from Cinderella's Castle to put your car on when you get home.
MickeyTigg
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jesserin said:
I don't know...but he better find new writers....not even remotely funny.
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