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You might be a redneck at WDW if...
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mpaul32001
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You've shot every bird in the tiki room....lol
dandaman said:Look, I know enough that the Waffle House is almost a part of Southern culture nowadays. () It's not like I don't like it, either! Their hash browns make my top 10 list of favorite foods! :lol:
I love ya Danny but there isn't a thing about Waffle House that's Southern... country? maybe, redneck? certainly - but southern? no way... good southern breakfasts include grits... and lot's of butter
- not something-about-mary's neighbor kind of women... no way...
imagineer boy
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gcurling said:
One of mine was considered the best! *bursts into tears*
jcjeoverbey
New Member
I'm from TN - this takes the cake!
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: When you leave Disneyworld, you murmer to yourself "It's ok...but it :lol: :lol: :lol: dang sure aint no Dollywood."[/quote] :lol:
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:lol: :lol: When you leave Disneyworld, you murmer to yourself "It's ok...but it :lol: :lol: :lol: dang sure aint no Dollywood."[/quote] :lol:
I'll try a few:
You might be a redneck at WDW if:
-Your aunt/cousin/mother has a fuller beard than Henry at Country Bear Jamboree.
-You think Wal-Mart should be asked to provide a pavilion for world showcase
-You refer to Animal Kingdom as "that buffet."
-You think the counter service at Japan is a bait store.
-You think Spaceship Earth is the Tetherball Hall of Fame.
-You think Rock n Roller Coaster would have been better with Elvis.
-You respond to this thread and unintentionally mis-spell half the words.
-You go to WDW with your mother the first time she isn't pregnant for more than 12 months....and she's 67.
-You try to enter Living Seas with a jar of tartar sauce.:sohappy:
You might be a redneck at WDW if:
-Your aunt/cousin/mother has a fuller beard than Henry at Country Bear Jamboree.
-You think Wal-Mart should be asked to provide a pavilion for world showcase
-You refer to Animal Kingdom as "that buffet."
-You think the counter service at Japan is a bait store.
-You think Spaceship Earth is the Tetherball Hall of Fame.
-You think Rock n Roller Coaster would have been better with Elvis.
-You respond to this thread and unintentionally mis-spell half the words.
-You go to WDW with your mother the first time she isn't pregnant for more than 12 months....and she's 67.
-You try to enter Living Seas with a jar of tartar sauce.:sohappy:
Some more:
You might be a redneck at WDW if:
-You throw empty beer cans at all Indy Speedway cars without #8 on them.
-You cry at Club cool because it makes you homesick for the Texaco Station.
-You apply for a job at Chester and Hester's because you have 'carny experience'.
-You seriously consider going to Goofy's orthodontist
-You think Body Wars is what took place in your 6th grade gym locker room........ when you were 18.
-You think Tower of Terror houses the office of Job Services for your state.
-You can't spell ESPN.
-You think innoventions is lacking because there is no duct tape display.
-You prefer Vivarin milkshakes over Dole whips.
You might be a redneck at WDW if:
-You throw empty beer cans at all Indy Speedway cars without #8 on them.
-You cry at Club cool because it makes you homesick for the Texaco Station.
-You apply for a job at Chester and Hester's because you have 'carny experience'.
-You seriously consider going to Goofy's orthodontist
-You think Body Wars is what took place in your 6th grade gym locker room........ when you were 18.
-You think Tower of Terror houses the office of Job Services for your state.
-You can't spell ESPN.
-You think innoventions is lacking because there is no duct tape display.
-You prefer Vivarin milkshakes over Dole whips.
disneyaholic86
New Member
when asked if your mother-in-law needs a wheelchair you respond with "Nope, she brought her 4 wheeler."
you get mad there aren't any trucks to eat in at the Sci-Fi Dine In Theater.
you inform other WDW guests that the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Movie Set Adventure looks like your backyard.
you get mad there aren't any trucks to eat in at the Sci-Fi Dine In Theater.
you inform other WDW guests that the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Movie Set Adventure looks like your backyard.
:lol:
My third installment:
You might be a redneck at WDW if:
-You think bib overalls are proper attire to get into club cool
-The Kennel club is nicer than your house
-You think the boneyard is a puppy mill out back o' the double wide.
-You won't swim on your vacation because you "done had a bath last month"
-You think there's no swimming in the lakes because your family might leave a ring on the white sand beaches.
-No one in your family can get married on property because shotguns aren't allowed
-You think the campground discriminates since there are no lots for double wides.
-You argue with a cm to bring your dog into MK since he listens better than your kids.
My third installment:
You might be a redneck at WDW if:
-You think bib overalls are proper attire to get into club cool
-The Kennel club is nicer than your house
-You think the boneyard is a puppy mill out back o' the double wide.
-You won't swim on your vacation because you "done had a bath last month"
-You think there's no swimming in the lakes because your family might leave a ring on the white sand beaches.
-No one in your family can get married on property because shotguns aren't allowed
-You think the campground discriminates since there are no lots for double wides.
-You argue with a cm to bring your dog into MK since he listens better than your kids.
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