You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.
You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
Not only do friends and family ask you for DL advice, but your boss once even scheduled a meeting with you just to ask.
It's impossible to eat or cook in your home without having Disney invade the meal, whether it be from the plates, flatware, napkins, appliances, pot holders, spoon rests, etc.
You have a roll of Mickey Mouse toilet paper in the bathroom - and it's for decoration only.
Disney is the dominant decor in every room in your house, except the guest bathroom, which only has a subtle tissue box with "Tissue" painted on it in Disney's Atlantean font.
It's nearly impossible to get dressed without including Disney clothing.
Your co-workers tell their kids on "Take Your Kids to Work Day" not to touch the Disney toys in your cube because "these toys belong to my co-worker, and she'll be really sad if any get broken or missing".
You poor blood, sweat, and tears into making a small replica of the Enchanted Tiki Room for your balcony, much to the dismay of your neighbors. And, you add an annoying "repeating" talking mechanical macaw to said balcony.
Being within 2 miles of Disneyland is one of your main reasons for your choice of residence.
Scare the living crap out of your significant other by talking like Mickey in the bedroom (although it's just a joke).
Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
You're reading this.
You have all of the attractions, and even the different lands backround music, on cd
*When you are called "the Disney Girl" at work
*When anyone asks you what you did over the weekend and of course you say Disneyland and they say "AGAIN????"
*When you plan Disney Ditch Days at work w/ your friends through out the year
*When you have a larger collection of Disney dvds than non Disney dvds (is there really a point to have any other?)
*When you live on micechat
*When your highest concern for a quality in a bf is "will he love Disney as much as me?"
You have "Zipadedooda", "Chimchimcheeree" and many other ringtones in your cell phone
You plan vacations to places other than a Disney Theme Park, and have a horrible feeling that it just won't be as fun.
You wanted to dance for joy upon arriving at the park and seeing the new paint job in Tomorrowland going up.
No matter how long you stay at the park, its not long enough.
You with you could go BACK to Disneyland after you've just been for five days.
When you are driving on the 91 West after dropping off a friend at home, and you see a construction wall on the side of the road. Your first thought is, "ooh, refurb wall! I wonder what they're putting in there!"
You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
Not only do friends and family ask you for DL advice, but your boss once even scheduled a meeting with you just to ask.
It's impossible to eat or cook in your home without having Disney invade the meal, whether it be from the plates, flatware, napkins, appliances, pot holders, spoon rests, etc.
You have a roll of Mickey Mouse toilet paper in the bathroom - and it's for decoration only.
Disney is the dominant decor in every room in your house, except the guest bathroom, which only has a subtle tissue box with "Tissue" painted on it in Disney's Atlantean font.
It's nearly impossible to get dressed without including Disney clothing.
Your co-workers tell their kids on "Take Your Kids to Work Day" not to touch the Disney toys in your cube because "these toys belong to my co-worker, and she'll be really sad if any get broken or missing".
You poor blood, sweat, and tears into making a small replica of the Enchanted Tiki Room for your balcony, much to the dismay of your neighbors. And, you add an annoying "repeating" talking mechanical macaw to said balcony.
Being within 2 miles of Disneyland is one of your main reasons for your choice of residence.
Scare the living crap out of your significant other by talking like Mickey in the bedroom (although it's just a joke).
Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
You're reading this.
You have all of the attractions, and even the different lands backround music, on cd
*When you are called "the Disney Girl" at work
*When anyone asks you what you did over the weekend and of course you say Disneyland and they say "AGAIN????"
*When you plan Disney Ditch Days at work w/ your friends through out the year
*When you have a larger collection of Disney dvds than non Disney dvds (is there really a point to have any other?)
*When you live on micechat
*When your highest concern for a quality in a bf is "will he love Disney as much as me?"
You have "Zipadedooda", "Chimchimcheeree" and many other ringtones in your cell phone
You plan vacations to places other than a Disney Theme Park, and have a horrible feeling that it just won't be as fun.
You wanted to dance for joy upon arriving at the park and seeing the new paint job in Tomorrowland going up.
No matter how long you stay at the park, its not long enough.
You with you could go BACK to Disneyland after you've just been for five days.
When you are driving on the 91 West after dropping off a friend at home, and you see a construction wall on the side of the road. Your first thought is, "ooh, refurb wall! I wonder what they're putting in there!"
