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stepping AROUND the Rockem' Sockem' Robots in discussion)
Well,
I guess for me, I have a definite love for the place and for (most) everything Disney...
I guess what gets my goat and why I complain on occasion is that they (on occasion) don't live up to a certain standard that I feel (personally) that Walt set. I am often annoyed at how they let the dollar overtake quality. I DO understand that when it all comes down to it, it is a business. And as Milton Friedman once said "The Social Responsibility of Business is to Increase its Profits..."
That's all good and well...and I suppose over the long term it does benefit the parks and then by extension me.
However, I look back on the past and into my vast collection of books, movies, magazines, and stories from the Disney park story and I see so much good that had been done and I see so much charm and trial and error. Now-a-days, that charm seems to be dwindling in favor of pushing the latest crap down our throats on occasion. The latest trend in Florida is totally based upon sales sales sales, and cheap cheap cheap on ride maintenance.
Walt often said that "QUALITY Would OUT" and he had a philosophy by which you did NOT shortchange the guests of anything in quality of the rides and shows. To Walt, everything you do in the theme parks, was no different than paying admission and going to see one of his movies. If you went to see one of his films, the whole darn thing was there. The whole reel. They didn't cut this out, or remove this scene, or alter this scene to crappier dialogue, if the projector burnt through the film...new film was ready to go to replace it and the whole idea was that you got what you paid for and that you left both happy and filled with good experience memories. The Disney mark means a type of quaulity and assurance that you cannot find anywhere else. It is surely more than just Mickey Mouse. It is something that comes laden with heavy expectation...
Now, suppose we had never known any different? Suppose Walt was a tight-wad and the rides always sucked and every thing was done half-wazooed...would the parks still be there today? Would we spend crazy amounts of money and tolerate international tour groups cutting in line in front of us when it's 98 degrees out with 80% humidity? Heck no. You go because there is something there you're looking for. You and I and everyone else find something there that we cannot find anywhere else on this planet or anywhere else in this country (save DL) and it is our secret place, it's our holy shrine, our "Laughing Place" as I've often alluded to.
So, when they "SUCK at taking care of the place, or they don't hold up to that standard, I, like so many others on here...get my feathers ruffled. My inner Donald Duck grabs the keyboard and goes nuts. It's not to simply be a grump, a troll, or to just female dog about something...it's about protecting something that means so much to us.
I feel like, if I didn't stop once in a while and say "Hey! That ain't right!" that I'd be letting the place down and maybe by extension letting Walt down. The place is a business...that's true...but it's also a gift that has transcended time and many changes and is a part of us...we gotta protect it...we gotta keep it special for ourselves and our kids...that part is essential.
Walt once said "
Disneyland is your land..." that's the first stanza of his dedication speech...I seriously doubt he would have made any change to that statement for WDW or more specifically Magic Kingdom. So, I guess I feel obligated to take care of it!
There's also the fact that the people that gripe know a LOT about the place...they're super uber cool folks to talk to and hang out with...I enjoy the conversation very much!
So yeah...just my two cents...or from the length of this...buck fifty... take or leave!
That is very very well put! and pretty much exactly what I've been trying to say but then I get all gobble-gooed.
I gotta add however
I do often need to take a step back and wonder why they make certain decisions, and when I find I cannot justify one in any way I must point it out. Ok If say Immagination (my fav talking point lol of course) is replaced with Phinneas and Ferb stuff, I may hate the decision myself, and I may say so here but at least I can understand it. I also have a strange mental tick about this site that someone in disney who matters may read my posts and say "hey she's right!" or "wow so they wont like that?" I know its laughable but tell my brain that.
So when I go on a rant its more out of love than hate.
Lets put it a different way. Not everyone will get this reference but I'll try, and you can skip this paragraph if it gets too confusing lol. If anyone has ever played Rollercoaster tycoon, and shared/downloaded other people's saved games of custom made parks, you'll realize some people put a lot of detail into their parks making it unbelievably realistic. Others will put less, some will put just buildings but not much deco etc. And some will not be very good at any of that so they'll just put 20 rollercoasters over twisty paths without theming and maybe slight references like naming a ride "Sonic the hedgehog's spin" and painting it blue. If you see disney as that top ultra detailed park, thats downloaded by the guy who makes the 20 rollercoasters park, and he tries to make an alteration, it will come out looking like a terribly messed up masterpiece, yet wont deminish the parts left over by the details guy. But if downloaded by a guy who puts as much detail in it but differently, and he edits it, it will bring something new to the table, fresh, without making something thats essentially a waste of space where it used to look nice.
So now that I've confused everyone, lol, what I'm getting at is when someone takes a really well detailed, well imagineered ride/show/attraction, and replace it with something like seas with nemo, journey into YOUR imagination, or under new management, it gives you this stew of good ideas from the past mixed with bad ideas of the now. But unlike the RCT game, Management is always changing,
and what may be lacking today might be very well improved in the future. So throwing out the entire park because of some dinged up ideas is not going to happen, at least not for me. But at the same time It makes me sad that they just don't see their ideas aren't up to par with what has come before. I can see them confused and annoyed saying "what more d'ya want!?" everytime a ride gets an empty line.
At the same time I think redoing every ride that used to be so that its better than now is also a cop out. What good are the creatives behind the parks if they just reuse old ideas? A few remakes would be ok, but they have to go back to what disney's been doing before, coming up with something unlike anything the worlds ever seen and then outdoing it. When Walt and co planned Pirates of the caribbean, the concept of a boat dark ride was not a new thing. It had been done way back in the days of the Old Mill rides (with trolls and gnomes etc) at the birth of amusement parks. But he threw out everything people expected about those rides and started AS IF he was building the idea from the bottom up. Same with the haunted mansion, taking the house of horrors thing from a cheap ride that derives fear from loud noises in the dark to something that was both creepy and charming using very well placed tricks to remove you from the real world.
Even after he passed, Thunder Mountain was essentially this for Six Flags over Texas's Runaway Mine Train concept. Splash mountain was this to Log flumes (which I think also started in six flags parks but Im not sure), and Tower of terror was a totally immersive unbelievably detailed expirience derived from what is possibly the least themed least immersive thrill ride of all time, the drop tower/freefall. Beacuse of that these rides became the best in their class for many a rider. Take Thunder Mountain's mountain away and you just have a small rollercoaster that goes on too long. The Pirates of the caribbean becomes a lame 1 drop chute the chutes that doesnt even splash you, and the tower is any other freefall ride with an added overpowered engine.
Then we have things like Mission space. Not that its a terrible ride, but it really is Challenger Center, plus Starship 2000 gravatron. Before the update (dodges tomatoes) test track was a car ride through a warehouse with a couple of repetative machines running. And the idea was what? that they started using live test dummies?
But I actually Like Test track don't get me wrong.
What Irks me the most are rides like Primeval Whirl. ITs a spinning wild mouse. Nothing new at all is added to the table. It's not even the first spinning wild mouse. In fact I've actually seen better themed six flags rides. The Dinosaur ride, even with the darkness parts, is still in a different league than this thing, In fact its in a different universe. I can imagine what could have been done with it, A ride running through caves of prehistoric lava vents filled with raptors and pterodactyls the lower portion of which digs into a dino bone riddled dig sites uncovering a still thriving underground prehistoric world.
OMG I wrote an essay again Im sorry about that lol. The idea I'm trying to get is, there is good, there is bad, and Sometimes they hit a good mark, other times they ram through something and plop it down without thinking, which is something very un-disney, at least the disney I've come to know.