ParentsOf4
Well-Known Member
I'll defend you on this.I frequent Universal (and Disney) and I have never seen MIB's line longer than 20 minutes. It is not a ride that is even prone to breaking down (although disney has plenty of those!). Oh, and it's a poor man's Buzz Lightyear? Buzz is atrocious (especially compared to TSMM and Disneyland's AstroBlasters), the mounted guns barely work, the targets barely respond, the vehicles don't stay aimed where you want them to. To say MIB is a "poor man's Buzz" is such a pixie-dust snorting delusion that I can't believe I'm typing this. And I'm sure plenty of people on here will defend on me on this.
When I read the original "poor man's Buzz Lightyear" statement, my reaction was exactly the same as yours; perhaps the most pixie dust snorting statement I've ever read on these threads.
Last time I rode Buzz, they actually had a cone blocking a non-functional vehicle and another one taped up like a crime scene. And Buzz's queue is a mess. With the exception of the animated Buzz, the queue screams "Six Flags". And I'm tired of half the vehicles I ride not working correctly, along with several show elements. Does anyone ever do maintenance on this "attraction"?
Really sad because my children used to like Buzz ...
Until they rode Men In Black.