Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Eeyore]

anybody else know some corny space jokes in honor of Mission: Space?!

 

[DMC-12]

Ha! I was going to say... "To Ride mission space" before I even clicked on this thread... :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

ANOTHER MISSION SPACE THREAD?!?!?!?

COULDN'T THIS THREAD BE INCORPORATED INTO ONE OF THE OTHER 8045720934820934785 M:S threads? :lookaroun

Ok...

Well...astronauts bring Preparation H with them in case of Asteroids :lookaroun

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53


ANOTHER MISSION SPACE THREAD?!?!?!?

COULDN'T THIS THREAD BE INCORPORATED INTO ONE OF THE OTHER 8045720934820934785 M:S threads? :lookaroun

Oh come on now! Where would the fun be in that? Anyway, there aren't any Mission: Space joke threads, I did a search! :animwink: :lol:

What's Mickey Mouse's favorite planet?














Pluto! ahhahaha :animwink:

 

[Eeyore]

What holds the moon up?

















moon beams! :lol:

 

[SirNim]

What do I and pigs have in common??

:lookaroun










































We can both be HAMS at times!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by SirNim
We can both be HAMS at times!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Where do ISTC crew members park their X-2's?


















At parking meteors!! :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

What do people who live on Neptune eat?




















Neptunafish! oh hahaha :lol:

 

[SirNim]

 

[Eeyore]

What did Neptune say to Saturn?



















why don't you give me a ring sometime! ahhahahaha :lol:

 

[The Mom]

Eeyore, you've been spending too much time with 5 year olds...and I don't mean at work.

(But don't you sometimes get the feeling that both of your "jobs" have a lot in common? :lol: )

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by The Mom
(But don't you sometimes get the feeling that both of your "jobs" have a lot in common? :lol: )

:lol: Everyday!

I actually get most of my jokes from the kids that I'm paid to keep on eye on. :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the forks, Luke.

:lol: aahhhahahaha they don't get any worse than that one!

 

[Eeyore]

How does the solar system hold up its pants?
















with an asteroid belt! ah hahahaha :lol:

 

[SirNim]

This thread has been upgraded to IMPORTANT???

:lookaroun

Oh my... :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by SirNim
This thread has been upgraded to IMPORTANT???

:lookaroun

Oh my... :lol:

Sure it's important! It hasn't really been "upgraded" though, it's just stuck up at the top of the list and the important tag just goes along with that, can't be changed.
Laughter is the best medicine! I think a lot of people around here need to lighten up and I was just trying to help with that.

 

[Eeyore]

What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?




















Neptunes!! hehehehe :lol:

obvioulsy nobody else likes corny jokes. :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

What do you call a crazy ISTC graduate?




















an astro nut! :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

What do you get when you cross a comet with a guppy?




















a starfish, whatelse?! :lol:

 

[Eeyore]

Why didn't the dog star laugh at the joke?



















because it was too sirrius!! :lol:

Just like everybody around here :lookaroun :lol: