Whoops! I farted!

[Tramp]

This FART thread could get bigger than 'Ryan'... :lookaroun

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

LOL :lol: Erik, you kill me.

and TRAMP, I need that clock for my in-laws!



:lookaroun


What kind of family did I marry into?

I try Erika ...... While in the fart thread..... WHO WANTS TO PLAY TURTLE!!!!!!!

 

[mrtoad]

LOL :lol: Erik, you kill me.

and TRAMP, I need that clock for my in-laws!



:lookaroun


What kind of family did I marry into?

Erika,

I should have you speak to my wife. She just does not get the wonderfulness of farts....or video games....

 

[BwanaBob]

This could be me (and why I am single)

"I got game!"


:lol:

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

"I got game!"


:lol:

OLE

 

[tigsmom]

I think Tramp is having waaaaaaay too much fun here. :lol:

Maybe a change in diet would help all those affected?

 

[Erika]

Erika,

I should have you speak to my wife. She just does not get the wonderfulness of farts....or video games....

Oh, don't get me wrong. I can fire 'em off with the best of 'em.

Revenge is sweet (but smelly)

 

[garyhoov]

I think Tramp is having waaaaaaay too much fun here. :lol:

Maybe a change in diet would help all those affected?

Don't think I haven't tried, but there's only so much beans, eggs, onions, sauerkraut, beer etc. that one person can consume. If I could eat more, I assure you I would.

 

[tigsmom]

Don't think I haven't tried, but there's only so much beans, eggs, onions, sauerkraut, beer etc. that one person can consume. If I could eat more, I assure you I would.

Ah, dear Gary, you misunderstood me........NO MORE of those !!!! :lol:

(and this coming from the woman who doesn't know how to cook without onions & garlic)

Mmmmm sauerkraut with fried onions........ :lookaroun

 

[Gucci65]

I have a question for you all:

Who here has NEVER walked into a fart cloud in Walmart?

Just curious if it's my bad luck.

 

[Erika]

I have a question for you all:

Who here has NEVER walked into a fart cloud in Walmart?

Just curious if it's my bad luck.

I thought they pumped it through the ventilation system.

:lookaroun

No?

 

[mrtoad]

I thought they pumped it through the ventilation system.

:lookaroun

No?

Yeah. I it is kind of like the cookie smell on Main Street..

 

[Gucci65]

Thank you. I knew I wasn't alone

 

[Journey]

I have a question for you all:

Who here has NEVER walked into a fart cloud in Walmart?

Just curious if it's my bad luck.

:lol: I have not run into one in Walmart, but I have left a few! :lol:

I have run into one in the Magic Kingdom, just after a parade, and everyone is at a standstill it seemed, especially in that fog!

 

[Gucci65]

So, it was you! :animwink:

 

[guwag]

This thread made me think of a poem I read the other week:

If when Don Cupid's dart​

Doth wound a heart,​

We hide our grief​

And shun relief;​

The pain increaseth on that score,​

For wounds unsearched but rankle more.​

​

When this I do descry,​

Then thus think I: Love is the fart​

Of every heart;​

It pains a man when 'tis kept close,​

And others do offend when 'tis let loose.​

​

Sir John Suckling, Love's Offence​

 

[barnum42]

This thread made me think of a poem I read the other week:

If when Don Cupid's dart​

Doth wound a heart,​

We hide our grief​

And shun relief;​

The pain increaseth on that score,​

For wounds unsearched but rankle more.​

When this I do descry,​

Then thus think I: Love is the fart​

Of every heart;​

It pains a man when 'tis kept close,​

And others do offend when 'tis let loose.​

Sir John Suckling, Love's Offence​

Now that get's right to the heart of the matter. Think I'll have to copy and paste that puppy.

 

[xfkirsten]

Maybe a change in diet would help all those affected?

But I love Taco Bell! :lookaroun

-Kirsten

 

[mrtoad]

Nobody has posted in a while. Is this thread running out of gas....

 

[DDuckFan130]

Nobody has posted in a while. Is this thread running out of gas....

:lol: It's only been two hours. Some of us may have been eating our dinner so that after we can get back to this thread!