Whoops! I farted!

[WDWScottieBoy]

I just got home from work...anyone have some Febreeze? :lookaroun

There isn't a lasting smell in the car or your pants is there that you need to change? :lol: I don't have Febreeze, but I'm sure some bathroom spray would work. HAHA

 

[speck76]

:lol: :lol:

I have some. You need it :lol:?

I think I need another pair of pants

 

[DDuckFan130]

I think I need another pair of pants

Can't help you there my love. Maybe cherry can help .

 

[cherrynegra]

I think I need another pair of pants

What size are you? These come in brown only.

 

[DDuckFan130]

What size are you? These come in brown only.

LMAO just as I expected :lol:

 

[speck76]

What size are you? These come in brown only.

I don't think I should wear anything that revealing....think of all of the eyes that would be poked out. :lookaroun

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

ahhhhhh THANKYOU

 

[cherrynegra]

ahhhhhh THANKYOU

Why you are so welcome Erik!! Erik, also known as the person responsible for showing me the Peter Pan site thus allowing me the opportunity to torture one and all!! MWHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :fork:

Oh, did I post that out loud?.......my bad. :lol:

 

[DDuckFan130]

Why you are so welcome Erik!! Erik, also known as the person responsible for showing me the Peter Pan site thus allowing me the opportunity to torture one and all!! MWHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :fork:

Oh, did I post that out loud?.......my bad. :lol:

So it was HIM?! :brick: :brick:

Beware the red boxes Erik...beware!







I'm kidding btw

 

[speck76]

You have probably seen this, but in case you have not

 

[xfkirsten]

The worst is when you fart in the Shamu costume... and can't get away from the smell for the rest of the set. :lookaroun

-Kirsten

 

[Tramp]

You have probably seen this, but in case you have not

LMAO :lol:

Click HERE for fart

 

[Tramp]

:wave:

 

[speck76]

This could be me (and why I am single)

 

[Tramp]

:wave:

 

[stranger]

Okay, I had to do it, I had to share. (You can really tell I'm bored)
-----------------
Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

 

[stranger]

This could be me (and why I am single)

The link didn't work for me. Does it have something to do with what happened to your pants? :lookaroun :wave:

 

[speck76]

Okay, I had to do it, I had to share. (You can really tell I'm bored)
-----------------
Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

Is that Chaucer, Ginsburg, or Auden?

 

[Tramp]

Add a 'fart' to your website!

CLICK ON ME

 

[tigsmom]

Take the kids to the park for the day and see what I miss!!!!!!! :lol: