acishere
Well-Known Member
The reasoning behind drinking holidays...In America!? I've never heard of such a thing!![]()
- St Patricks: I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Irish!
- Cinco de Mayo: I'm not an alcoholic, I'm celebrating Mexican culture.
- Mardi Gras: Its for New Orleans, I'm not an alcoholic.
- 4th of July: I'm sorry I thought this was America! I can drink all I want! 'MURICA!
- Memorial Day: I'm so happy it's warm out again, how can I not have some beers on the deck?
- Labor Day: Ugh, it's getting cold soon. Better enjoy these beers outside while we can.
- Halloween: I'm dressed as Yoda flirting with Catwoman. It helps that sound less stupid in my mind.
- Night before Thanksgiving: I just sat on a plane for 3 hours near a screaming baby, I have to spend all tomorrow with my extended family, and my mom asked if I'm close to getting married yet 5 minutes in the door. Just leave the bottle.
- New Years Eve: Is that really all I've done with my life this year? Where is the open bar...