JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
Did you forget you were in an alley? Did you not realize that you were holding a 16 pound orb?Responding the the lines I made bold above...
Yes, I hit my leg with a bowling ball. Not one of my proudest moments, but in my defense I was not 100% paying attention to the fact that I was bowling.
And no frame could capture the true artistry of my masterpiece.
I was so with you right until you played your "defence".
Not 100% paying attention to the fact that you were bowling?
Should have stuck with "I tripped", "I was drunk", "I slipped". But, not paying attention to the fact you were bowling? Duuuuuuuuude ....
Edit to add - Just read @Cesar R M's comment. He too, cannot believe you played that defence card.