What would Walt do if nobody was looking?

[dandaman]

He'd siphon all the Beverly into Eisner's tap water supply.

 

[Nemo14]

He'd switch the signs around at the drink dispenses at Club Cool.

 

[dandaman]

He'd stand-in for the (old) Ice Station Cool caveman and jump out at unsuspecting guests.

 

[Mr Bill]

He'd cross over the crates on the Jungle Cruise

 

[Mr_Tom_Morrow]

he would vandalize stitches great escape :sohappy:

 

[JimboJones123]

Talk backwards and spit up water.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Go to every restaurant on property after closing and lick all the spoons. (That takes dedication.)

 

[GenerationX]

Great thread bump, Wilt! A classic.

While we're on the "Walt as a huge practical joker" topic ...

One night, after everyone had left the parks, he would have the park icons switch places.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Walt: Troublemaker
Haikus celebrate his pranks
Don't get no ideas! :animwink:

My back turned, he struck
Distracted, I saw nothing
He spit in my fries

There goes Mr. D
TP rolls piled in his bag
Don't go No. 2 :dazzle:

Mountain's Splash ahead!
Hm...what's wrong with this water?
80 proof gin, eh? :slurp:

No Spectro tonight
Big problem from a small source
Someone blew a bulb :shrug:

Post-mon'rail query
What removes peanut butter?
(Hypothetically) :lookaroun

At last, our hotel
Farewell to juvenile jokes!
Who bought all this ?!

 

[GenerationX]

What's wrong with Mickey
He looks a little uptight
Walt! Why the wedgie?

 

[Pongo]

Soarin' over what?
Is that The Making of Me?
I'm gonna be sick.

 

[dandaman]

Why's Walt mad at me?
Warned him 'bout the Beverly;
Drank it anyway.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Just ere opening
Coats Fant'syland in black ice
Yells "Free Mickey bars!"

 

[ThinkTink721]

He would take the place of Tinker Bell during Wishes.

 

[Lucky]

Probably smack the possum.

 

[Pongo]

Orange? No, I'm green.
And yet I'm spinning so fast!
Please don't let me die.