In defense of Disneyland, since I happened to be there yesterday and my experience was the polar opposite of Tiki’s…
I had a fabultastic time!
Firstly, I should note that I’ve been a Disneyland local since childhood, so I’m super familiar with using & navigating the park. This was my first time back since Covidtimes, since WDW. Went with a friend using the Southern California Resident Deal, meaning our no-frills price-per-day was around a “mere” $75. Cheap for the Disney stateside parks nowadays. So a low-cost, casual visit, meaning inherently little stress and little pressure. Chill, casual, it’s the Anaheim locals’ way. A good starting point for a good visit.
Our day went from rope drop until an hour before closing…we were already on Main Street by then, tired and enjoying Mr. Lincoln, so it was an easy choice to exit slightly early. The precious first two hours were spent in commando mode, but everything after that downshifted into relaxation mode, with lengthy rest & snack pauses mixed in with attractions. No Lightning Lane? No problem! (I ain’t never used it.) With familiarity and a flexible spine of a plan, we still accomplished all the headliners we wanted, and then some.
As for that flexibility…Since Early Entry put the hotel guests ahead of us, Peter Pan was already swamped by the 8 AM starting gun (d’oh!). So we pivoted to Alice instead, using that as a catapult into Toontown to knock out all three rides - including brand new Runaway Railway - just as the brief post-rope drop lull kicked in up there. That same lull struck Galaxy’s Edge soon afterwards, so we made our way there (by way of Mr. Toad) and managed Rise of the Resistance standby in under 40 minutes. A surprisingly easy get. And our longest wait of the day, by far. My friend, who hadn’t been to Disneyland in a decade, was gobsmacked by Rise. Utterly loved it! Sang its praises all day long! By now, 10 AM was rolling around, with so much already accomplished.
I’d already made some mobile ordering plans whilst queueing, so - following a brief Critter Country detour for Splash ‘n’ Pooh - we settled into relaxation mode with an hourlong nosh through Galaxy’s Edge with varied pauses for Ronto Roasters, Blue Milk, and Oga’s Cantina. I’ve quickly become adept at using the Disneyland app, so - far from finding it a “nose in the phone all day” nuisance - it plussed an already-casual day.
Much of the day’s remainder was spent on the park’s west side enjoying the various slow, long, easy-to-do attractions over there - Pirates, Mansion, Jungle Cruise, Tiki Room, Mark Twain - all with waits maxing out at just under 20 minutes (meanwhile Lightning Lane draws elsewhere were averaging 90 minutes by mid-afternoon). We then successfully took advantage of ride closures to snag both Big Thunder and Indy as walk-ons when they both reopened from breakdowns. A combination of luck and savvy, perhaps? Tropical Hideaway early dinner, train ride around the park, and a little epilogue on Main Street to close things out. If we’d felt more gung-ho - if my out-of-shape friend hadn’t slightly dehydrated herself by forgetting to drink water - we’d’ve done Space Mountain via Single Rider and truly shown up those Lightning Lane big spenders. (Matterhorn’s under refurb, BTW.) But we have another day in Disneyland next week - the nature of the Resident Deal - so there was no pressure to do more than we wished.
As an aside, recently it’s actually been Knott’s that’s become the stressful, hectic, chaotic park in my experience. They’re currently the local passholder dumping ground / babysitter now that Disneyland requires reservations. Like, their chaperone situation has made the local news. Wait times at Knott’s have ballooned within the year, and cleanliness has suffered. Here’s hoping that Cedar Fair can right that ship; I’ve seen ‘em go through similar boom & bust cycles before.
Generally, Disneyland looked to be in fairly tip top shape…comparing most favorably to how I found WDW in 2021. It’s true that Disneyland’s one fatal flaw is the congestion. Its walkways are always, always packed, even on underattended days like yesterday. But the old stroller corals are better situated now, and we glided through the masses with ease. Maybe I’m just used to Disneyland’s crowding? I actually felt agoraphobic in places like Epcot, so in contrast Disneyland felt like a warm hug, like a packed family dinner at home with the cousins, where the convivial vibe makes up for the sparse seating. And make no mistake, we struck up easy conversations with fellow locals all throughout the day.
Toontown’s recent refresh meant is hasn’t looked this good since it first opened. Everyplace else felt nearly as fresh and vibrant. There’s a density of tiny details here unmatched by any other park, Disney or otherwise; I recall queuing for Storybook Land Canal Boats yesterday (oh right, we did those too) and marveling at length over a wholly unnecessary pelican statue over in a planter, because only in Anaheim would Imagineering add such eclectic bric-a-brac everywhere. Sadly, it was poor, doomed Splash Mountain which stood apart for its shoddy condition. The thing feels like it’s already been 30% decommissioned. We had to give it one last ride, even so. The old lady will be missed.
Cast member interactions…zero issues there! Though my standards on this topic are quite different from Tiki’s. I guess the cast members can sense “fellow local” energy? They constantly treated us to humorously sarcastic off-the-cuff asides on topics ranging from the feral cats to the many aggressive ducks to the weird merch to the sheer dumbassery of the Storm Trooper walkaround characters. (A cast member’s comment to me regarding the latter: “It’s like herding cats.”) Galaxy’s Edge cast members constantly compared me to a Wookie (Chewbacca fist bumped me), surely due to my appearance; beyond Disney property, people compare me to the Dude.
So, that’s Disneyland as I recently experienced it. Imperfect, but loveable all the same. This visit reconfirmed my passion for my local resort. I fondly anticipate my return next week. One day in Disney California Adventure. One day in DisneySky. Can hardly wait!