True anecdote that I thought you guys would appreciate -
I was born in 1969. I have two neighbors one who was born in 1969 and one who was born in 1968. I'm married with kids, one of my other neighbors is married with kids, and the other has a girlfriend. None of us are Transformers experts/fans. In fact the only name I can recall is Optimus Prime. I give you our birth dates cuz I think on average we were just a little too old when the TV shows were at their peak. Now on to the anecdote -
The other day we were having a pinata smashing on my front lawn for my son's birthday, neighbor #1 came by and the subject of movies came up. As the conversation was winding down he said, "Have you seen the ad for the new Transformers movie?" and I blurted out, "That looks completely bad a$$!" At this point our respective significant others were staring at us like we were insane. The next day, my wife and I took advantage of her parents being in town for the kid's birthdays and went out to see AWE. Before the movie a Transformers preview was played. I was whispering things in her ear like, "Doesn't that look fantastic?" More looks from her that indicated she was referring to my as "Captain Crazy" in her mind. When we get back from the movie I'm talking to neighbor #2 and it turns out he got all excited when he saw a TV ad and HIS WIFE thinks he's crazy. Now the 3 of us all have plans to go see Transformers and at our current rate we may have a trip that involves 78% of the males in our subdivision by the time we are done.
Michael Bay's job is done.
He didn't want to make a movie that would only appeal to the "Transformers Fans." This isn't a remake of the original Transformers...this is a movie based around the characters that will work in present day and will appeal to a much larger fan base. He knows that the "Transformers Geeks" will go to this just because of the name. He didn't need to convince them...he needed to pursuade the rest of the people.
Yes, this is a "guy flick" but, for the most part, where there is a guy...there will probably be a girl with him. Girls can appreciate a great action flick as much as the next guy
This is pretty much all you need to know.
Autobots:
Optimus Prime - Peterbilt Rig (leader)
Jazz - Pontiac Solstice (Hot shot)
Bumblebee - Chevy Camaro (no matter how much we "geeks" dislike it) ("the small guy")
Ratchet - Hummer H2 Rescue Vehicle (medic)
Ironhide - GMC Topkick Pickup (the brawn)
Decepticons:
Megatron - Stealth Alien Jet (leader)
Starscream - F22 Raptor (sidekick trying to become the leader)
Brawl - Tank
Blackout - Military Copter
Barricade - Saleen Mustang Police Cruiser
Scorponok - Robotic Scorpion (I never understood this) (is part of Bonecrusher)
Frenzy - Cell phone/MP3 player (is part of Blackout)
Bonecrusher - Military Construction Vehicle
I may have missed one.
No worries though, I highly doubt that the storyline will have any tie-ins to the original story. (Aside from needing Energy for their home planet).