I legitimately laughed aloud at that first part. My bad.
But there's far more of visual interest to look at for Cosmic Rewind. I don't know if you've actually been on the ride, but the lighting effects alone are incredibly cool. But you can't sneak projections between super compact pieces of track. Projections large enough to be meaningful on a fast-moving coaster require a lot of room, room that a ride like RnRC doesn't have.
I agree that it looks weak and they definitely could've done more with Flight Force, but I'd still say it's an improvement for the ride experience (the queue, entrance, and everything else is 100x better) even if it's a smaller improvement than it should've been. The whole launch thing is shockingly weak. There should be projections entirely surrounding the vehicle, imagine Iron-Man flying alongside your vehicle. Instead, there are a few flashing lights. Definitely could've and should've done more with FF, but I would still classify it as an upgrade from what I can tell. Paris's RnRC was the weaker of the two by a significant margin.
Guardians, on the other hand, is fantastic.
They're both just so threadbare.
I feel like you're being too granular with my Space Mountain comment - the point is that what they do with Cosmic Rewind in terms of visuals can basically be done in any sufficiently enclosed coaster space, as they just did here in Flight Force. That the projections are bigger in CR really doesn't impress me. There's just nothing
that meaningful about flat, theme park-level CGI projections, even big ones. They register as exactly what they are and do nothing to convince me I'm experiencing something special.
Flight Force should absolutely have made some sort of moment out of Iron Man flying alongside your vehicle at the launch. I know Disney isn't big on installing moving elements over the guest's ride path anymore, but how cool would it have been to see a dimensional Iron Man figure flying overhead, leading your vehicle through the launch, blasters burning with a smoke trail in his wake? At the
very least give us a figure blasting past us on a
stick at some point, for chrissakes. I don't understand how slashed-budget-CGI versions of these famous film characters projected on the wall is supposed to make us feel like we've stepped any further into their world than watching the movie on a big screen at home does.
Even
one basic Animatronic of Iron Man in the suit popping up along the ridepath would have 10x the impact of these halfhearted projections. There's a reason why people are talking about the Animatronic in the queue and not much else. Take advantage of the fact that a character who basically materializes to us as a Robot Suit is easier to produce than a lifelike "face" character and let the suit pop up. Let us
feel like he's flying alongside us,
somewhere. Please.
Considering how much potential and fun there is to be found in the Marvel properties (not to MENTION money to be made) it's just so perplexing the way Disney continues to bunt on these properties like they're bracing for them to fall out of fashion. Another animatronic and a few real special effects aren't goint to break your budget, Disney. Deliver already.