Just a warning but this is a really long post. I've been sick and had far too much time to think about these things
I know this is armchairing things, but man, they really could and should have done this much better. The bones are there for a decent land. It's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but I get what they were trying to go for. Just for many it's hard to enjoy plastic figures, it screams cheap and All Star/Pop Century. I know also that many love that. It's hard to make everyone happy, but they can and they often choose not to. They could have made this land a really satisfying glimpse into the world of toys (not JUST "Andy's Backyard", which should have been a jumping off point into the world of Woody, Buzz and their friends, literally coming to life and having things going on around you; they almost accomplish this with Slinky Dog but the setup is poor, it's just a land with a coaster loosely themed to Andy's Backyard)
And instead of an oversized Woody figure greeting you, remove him, put him in the Roundup area on Bullseye, like in the original concept art, in the middle of his Roundup area. (Of course I don't think the oversized figures of Buzz or Woody are necessary but they can be used effectively)
You walk in and on the left is an Al's Toy Barn shop (Shanghai has one), keep Mania (or switch it with my idea for Woody's Roundup, it would be a very easy switch, the midway game screens could easily be a puppet theater box/screen) and it works attached as a midway game to Al's (which is an easy setup, he's watching Woody's Roundup and we venture into the world of it, like the new Mickey ride; but no instead we shoot carnival games, which works far better on Pixar Pier and Toyville Trolley Park). And to tie it all together, you have the Woody and Buzz and Slinky areas which now takes you "magically" into the backyard WORLD of toys (not just Andy's Backyard with some props).
On the right is Woody's Roundup area, with a Woody's Roundup dark ride (easily could replace Mania) and tying it to Al's Toy Barn as the entrance is even better, taking you into a puppet show as you go on an adventure with Woody and his frontier friends. Think Shrek's Merry Fairy Tale attraction at I believe MotionGate Dubai. Then you have the Lunch Box Cafe, where it's themed like it is now. Except it's in the Woody area instead of in Buzz's area. You also are surrounded by Woody's Roundup itself (think the section that was cut from the released concept art) so you've gone into his world, from Andy's Backyard. You then have Jessie's Critter Carousel (Trixie would replace Jessie on Slinky Dog Dash). And if we aren't ever getting Mater's Junkyard Jamboree (if we ever get a Cars Land/mini area, they could easily use the Luigi system and do what they original had planned, riding on small Mater tractors; it's now a Mater's themed Luigi attraction), put in the Woody's Roundup Bullseye version into Woody's area. You'd have a dark ride themed to Woody (a total re-theme of Midway Mania works wonderful for this), a carousel themed to Jessie, a great place to eat in Lunch Box Cafe and an area entirely themed to Woody's adventures.
You then venture back into the yard and take a spin on Slinky Dog Dash where the rest of the toys have come to life, living out Andy's drawing that's on the load area for Slinky Dog. It's a fun zippy coaster yet has show scenes that make it feel like a 'complete attraction'. Disney, it REALLY wasn't that hard. Shame on you for budget cutting (I get it was already an overly expensive land, but dang, do it right please). (RC and Parachute Drop could easily be replicated in the sections of the coaster, not as actual rides but as part of the show, or both, if possible).
Then after leaving Slinky you venture into the world of Pizza Planet and Buzz Lightyear. Move Buzz's ride here, re-theme Mania to Woody's Roundup and boom you have two attractions themed to them, unique to them, and a coaster that takes you into the rest of the toy world in the backyard.
In Buzz's area you have Poultry Palace (I know it's ugly but it works better as a quick-service window instead of Woody's Lunch Box being the main dining area with two ordering windows) and Pizza Planet Arcade Restaurant, where you can watch Alien Swirling Saucers. It's of course a toy set but you can "magically go inside" and it resembles the real thing. A real Pizza Planet themed to a play set and a real Al's Toy Barn themed to a play set just writes itself, yet they couldn't implement either?
Of course you cut all of that out and you have what we have. It works but it could have been ten times better. Maybe over the decades it will become that. There's certainly room for some growth in the unused Woody section.
THAT would be a REAL Toy Story Land. Not the half-hearted effort we ended up with. This is Toy Stor PLAYland, except instead of RC and Parachute drop we have Slinky Dog Dash (a great swap, mind you, but the land also would have benefitted from RC and Parachute Drop to really pad the land out and giving guests more to do to fill the time). If that is what Kathy really meant by saying similar to Cars Land (of course rocks are always more impressive but imagine the coaster as it was truly envisions, with the shovel and places where it looked like Andy was digging), then she would have been right, and that was likely the very original intent until it was cut down to what we have now. This is why they need to just let things go as is (of course tweaking as necessary but man they really strip things to the bare minimum if you truly think about it)
Slinky Dog Dash looks really fun and seems to be a surprise hit, but they couldn't give us more than two show scenes? Put in the Hamm section, put in the Green Army Men section, put in the Barrel of Monkey Island section ... really make it a fun story jaunting through the backyard. What's there is, indeed "fine" but it should have been so much more. I get why they think they can cut these things, but the 'little things' truly add up to a more richer experience.
I feel like Shanghai and Pixar Pier got some of what could have been cut very very early on for Toy Story Land: Poultry Palace fits the vibe of Toy Story Land and the Buzz area far more than it does on Pixar Pier. So does the Critter Carousel. I know the Pier already had a Carousel and it was an easy switch but DHS could have used a carousel and Toy Story Land should have been DHS's answer to Fantasyland (with other Pixar lands surrounding it). Instead it feels half-hearted. It had a lot of potential. Like usual something has massive potential but they do "just enough".