TheCoasterNerd
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Hey Pro said that not all the AAs are installed so since apparently they're so right all the time we've got something to look forward to this winter
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If you believe Disney when they say TBA started in earnest in 2019, how is it possible that this uninspired and simplistic fetch quest storyline took 5 years to come to life?While executive meddling can be a problem, it’s not responsible for ruining everything. There have been fantastic rides to come out of Imagineering’s wheelhouse over the past decade. Shanghai Pirates. Rise. Cosmic Rewind. Flight of Passage. Frozen Journey. Even Mission: Breakout (due in no small part to Joe Rhode).
Now they do have misfires. I’d say Frozen: Ever After, Test Track 2.0, Soarin’ Around the World, Iron Man Experience (Hong Kong), WEB Slingers, and now Tiana’s are all poorly executed for their scale and what they are trying to do. None of them are awful, but they definitely do not have the spark many other attractions or their similar iterations have had.
But they’ve had misfires before too from Nemo and current Figment at EPCOT to Kalli River Rapids and Mermaid. Perhaps misfire isn’t the right word, but it’s like “missing the mark.”
While it’s obviously a much better ride than Fast and Furious: Supercharged, the nature of this retheme really goes back to an executive mandate like TBA is. That’s a mistake Universal has learned from.
It will be interesting to see if Disney will do the same because this ride, well, definitely misses the mark on the humor, conflict, and adventure front the ride should deliver on.
New POV shared on Youtube by someone at a preview. Much better video than Disney produced, shot during the day, and all of the speaking lines appear to be the alternate set. Dare I say it works better? I wasn't a hater but this at least looks a little better than the first video we've all seen.
Agreed, the closest Iger and his pals get to normal people is when he lands into Nantucket Harbor on his yacht and has to walk by the deckhand tying up his ship.I’ve read the last 50 or so pages. My expectations were low, but this new ride is terrible. It’s a complete embarrassment. And while I’m sure the new ride will be popular because log flumes are fun, if story and music don’t matter to a ride there is likely a log flume with a 50 foot drop at your local amusement park you can ride for a lot cheaper.
As a longtime Disney fan who loved Splash Mountain I certainly have one less reason (among many others) to visit. As a shareholder I’m livid that this is the crap the company is choosing to spend money on as attendance falls and money is tight. The stock has been a disaster for the past couple of years. Disney clearly doesn’t need or want fans like me.
What the company has done to this franchise, the characters, the stories, the music and the actors is a disgrace. Yes, I am angry. I am thankful I had one last trip that was planned specifically to visit Splash before its closure.
I think people should take note of all the changes to the evacuation paths, the new walls, etc. Clearly they had a focus on 'updating' the ride system in ways.A good chunk of the ride control system was replaced during this. Remember seeing pictures of rockwork opened up at random spots? Sensors and and other things were in there.
I share a similar sentiment. I believe that the Song of the South theme needed to go and that Princess and the Frog was a perfect IP to retheme it with.I still support the idea that replacing SotS was absolutely justified.
But I haven't felt like this since they destroyed EPCOT in the late 90s.
All that said, you don't need SotS to give the ride edge, tension, humor. All of those could have been present in the new version. The lack of them can be attributed to a lot of factors, but a major one is a corporation terrified of offending guests of ANY political persuasion, not just from one side or the other. It's the same cowardice that prevents the development of a new vision for EPCOT, that makes everything bland and safe.
Very honestly, I don’t expect I’ll ever buy ILL but if Disney did this I’d absolutely spend the money to do it. Obviously they wouldn’t but it would be great to have that option.Actually we just gave TDO a great idea.
For a small upcharge you will receive a VR headset and get to experience Splash Mountain instead!
We just need waterproof VR.
I still think the problem is that they replaced a ride that appealed to the entire family with one that has a story and dialogue geared towards preschool girls…and this on a ‘thrill’ ride with a height requirement.It looks like the biggest issue is the lack of details that Splash Mountain had everywhere.
The story is another thing but I also know there's a lot of armchair imagineers who talk about how "many of the original favorites didn't have an overall story but just a theme" when it comes to Haunted Mansion and Pirates, etc..
Splash had a complete story, even if a lot of people probably didn't understand what it all meant.
Disney has proven that infusing IP (whether you like it or not) drives revenue. If you are so concerned as a shareholder you should be happy to know this attraction will be printing money in merch sales.As a longtime Disney fan who loved Splash Mountain I certainly have one less reason (among many others) to visit. As a shareholder I’m livid that this is the crap the company is choosing to spend money on as attendance falls and money is tight. The stock has been a disaster for the past couple of years. Disney clearly doesn’t need or want fans like me.
Maybe just me but I don't see that merch flying off shelvesSo I don’t get into the whole problematic thing since I have better things to do with my life.
That being said, can someone explain to me in a way you would to an 8th grader why Facilier is a problem and couldn’t be used in the ride ?
Their most popular ride? Very very debatable. Secondly, to strictly make a political statement? No. WDI/DPEP's mandate from Burbank is to infuse IP, Tiana was an appropriate IP to replace this flume attraction with.
Disney has proven that infusing IP (whether you like it or not) drives revenue. If you are so concerned as a shareholder you should be happy to know this attraction will be printing money in merch sales.
They will delete your post because it is in clear violation of the terms and services. SotS is basically an unknown IP to 95% of the General Public. I can guarantee you that up until Splash closed, you could ask 100 people exiting Splash if they knew where those characters came from and maybe 2 people would know. It is not a franchise, it is a movie that Disney locked in a vault decades ago. Again, as a shareholder you should be happy that Disney is adding modern IP that people are actually interested in to the parks.
150M-200M? Disney blew that like 8 times last year on box office flops. This attraction was due for a heavy refurb anyway, and as GMR-MMRR and Malestrom-FEA showed us, if Disney is spending the money to redo an attraction, it's going to be IP based. Do I love TBA? I'm holding out full judgement until I ride it, but I'm overall happy with it.How much did this project cost? I think we know the answer. Money well spent? I would argue no.
150M-200M? Disney blew that like 8 times last year on box office flops. This attraction was due for a heavy refurb anyway, and as GMR-MMRR and Malestrom-FEA showed us, if Disney is spending the money to redo an attraction, it's going to be IP based. Do I love TBA? I'm holding out full judgement until I ride it, but I'm overall happy with it.
I'm not a staunch Disney supporter. But there are some basic facts here. Very few people outside of what sometimes seems like an echo chamber (this forum) cares/knows about SotS. A lot of people know/care about Tiana and she enforces the Disney Princess branding. The different outfits she wears, and the cute little critters will sell far more merch than Splash ever did.Well at least you admit all the box office flops.
I'm not a staunch Disney supporter. But there are some basic facts here. Very few people outside of what sometimes seems like an echo chamber (this forum) cares/knows about SotS. A lot of people know/care about Tiana and she enforces the Disney Princess branding. The different outfits she wears, and the cute little critters will sell far more merch than Splash ever did.
I feel like I've gone in circles about this, but haven't we confirmed that there were credible rumors that Disney started planning to replace Splash with Tiana in 2019? Way before the events that people claim caused Disney to pull the trigger on this retheme.Here's a bit of information that might tickle your brain:
Tony Baxter said recently on a podcast that the NAACP enjoyed the idea of the ride, because it would expose the American public to niche characters from African Folklore. So I completely disagree with you that it was justified. This problem was solved in 1989, and it was brought back up because a small group of ignorant and loud social media folk on my side of the aisle do absolutely ZERO research into their beliefs.
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