YES let's go:
You tryna appeal to the fandom with a Lin-Manuel Mirandum?
It's all about the dolla', Disney's ego gettin' taller.
From Fastpass to dead-last, the golden age is long past;
They thunder 'bout Lightning while wait times are fright'ning.
Keep hearin' of their future plans which wind up in their garbage cans.
Though $60 bil' should be enough, I know they're gonna screw it up.
We've bid farewell to Rabbit Stew, subscribed to Drew the Disney Dude.
My takeaway from all his pics? This retheme really can't be fixed.
Moss and frogs can't force-forget the previous ride's excellence.
Splash really set the bar much higher...fine, I'm a Bayou denier.
How sad that now the Disney Park has really, truly jumped the shark.
The way that they could treat this bruise? Please build the "Emperor's New Cruise..."
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I better stop before I JUMP the shark. I hope the mods will forgive me; this was a very cathartic experience, and I hope it helped break up the monotony of this thread. Carry on with the discussion of queues and such.