News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

[Bocabear]

she was probably told to write a tweet with no less than 30 words and use the word "Magical" and the word Transformational"....which she then handed over to her assistant to write....who then put it in AI, and voila! A perfectly useless tweet that says absolutely nothing and adds absolutely nothing to the conversation... Another Zach Ridley... At least she is not breathlessly describing the floor tiles or concrete treatment in the queue....

 

[Disstevefan1]

she was probably told to write a tweet with no less than 30 words and use the word "Magical" and the word Transformational"....which she then handed over to her assistant to write....who then put it in AI, and voila! A perfectly useless tweet that says absolutely nothing and adds absolutely nothing to the conversation... Another Zach Ridley... At least she is not breathlessly describing the floor tiles or concrete treatment in the queue....

I wouldn't put it past Disney to have "Disney authorized" pre-written blurbs to copy paste.

 

[JoeCamel]

ChatGPT explains it for a five year old:

Oh, I'm really, really happy! It's like when you're super excited about something fun. We're making something very special that will look amazing and have a magical feeling, like a fairy tale in a beautiful swamp. And we're going to share it in two parks, which will make a big, amazing change for everyone!​

you left off the "trust us"

 

[Midwest Elitist]

"And we're going to share it in two parks, which will make a big, amazing change for everyone!"

Are y'all unironically saying this isn't word salad?

 

[999th Happy Haunt]

It’s not saying much, but it’s perfectly comprehensible.

Barely comprehensible. What does “In terms of how we’re looking at… the bayou magic” even mean?

 

[Ghost93]

I suppose "transformational" means the Walt Disney World guests are turning into frogs at some point in the ride?

 

[Drdcm]

OMG I’ve connected the dots. “Transformation”… “salt domes”… “salt”… SALT… SALT Model… Social Action Leadership and Transformation model! It all makes sense

In all honest, I kid. I had a training module that involved SALT model today and I was browsing this forum instead of paying attention.

 

[harrisonm]

 

[Bocabear]

That's a color alright! I am assuming it will be aged like the Water Tower has been...

 

[Smiley/OCD]

That's a color alright! I am assuming it will be aged like the Water Tower has been...

Sponsored by French’s mustard…

 

[SteveAZee]

I have to. I come from a long line of Hill People.

Did someone say Hill People?

 

[MisterPenguin]

It's like some people have never been on Twitter/X before.

 

[Brer Oswald]

If there's no difference why are people complaining about a shift in perspective of height?

Did you not read my last sentence? It’s a log flume where one of the primary draws is the talk drop. It’s counterintuitive to downplay the height. Whether they consider it a mountain, a hill, or a salt dome really isn’t the part that matters.

 

[Brer Oswald]

The physical sensation of the drop won't change. All that's changing is the percieved height of the structure around it.

The drop will be as thrilling as ever.

I mean, sure. But theme park attractions are more than just an experience of physical sensations. There’s a large visual component, and the appearance of the drop is supposed to draw thrill seekers in.

You don’t want to trick little kids into riding something too thrilling for them to handle, and you also don’t want thrill seekers scoffing at the size of the drop before they ride it.

 

[EagleScout610]

 

[Disstevefan1]

They gotta show something for the hundreds of millions they are spending to erase Splash.

 

[celluloid]

It could just be some primer.

 

[Disstevefan1]

It could just be some primer.

For hundreds of millions being spent we get primer AND paint. That’s fair.

 

[celluloid]

For hundreds of millions being spent we get primer AND paint. That’s fair.

They will likely be taking their time on this one because the sweet synergy that this was all meant for, got seriously delayed due to strikes.

 

[Disstevefan1]

They will likely be taking their time on this one because the sweet synergy that this was all meant for, got seriously delayed due to strikes.

WDW is expert at taking their time on projects