Smiley/OCD
Well-Known Member
Worth about as much as a share of Disney stock…When you leave the attraction, you'll receive a certificate signifying that you, as an honorary employee, now own one share of Tiana's Foods! There will be a contest to see who can become the biggest shareholder, which will keep the lines long even after the honeymoon phase!
Then, when the animatronics are not functioning well after a couple of years, Disney can point the finger at the attraction's shareholders! "Don't blame us, Tiana's Foods is EMPLOYEE-owned!"