Comedy Gold! Not just a protest, but a "Sit In", like it's 1961 at a Woolworth's lunch counter in the South! Priceless.
These people are detached from reality. It's a log ride at a theme park, with singing chicken robots that will be rethemed into different singing chicken robots, plus a different talking alligator than the current talking alligator. There's not much else to it.
I'm more interested in how the employee-owned cooperative that runs this salt mine is going to handle this. Where is their statement?
ChatGPT got that covered...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
New Orleans, LA - [Date] - Tiana, owner of the New Orleans Food Co-op, issued a statement today regarding the recent sit-in protest against the conversion of a local swamp into a food market.
As a black woman and a community leader, I am committed to creating opportunities for economic growth and sustainability in our community. The proposed food market will provide access to fresh and affordable food for our community, creating jobs and supporting local farmers and producers.
We understand and respect the right to peaceful protest, but we believe that the protesters have misunderstood the benefits of this development. The food market will not only bring economic growth but also promote sustainability and environmental justice by supporting local producers and reducing the carbon footprint of food transportation.
We believe that this development aligns with our values of community empowerment, sustainability, and economic justice. We will continue to work with the developers and community members to address their concerns and find a solution that benefits everyone.
As a black-owned business, we are committed to creating opportunities for our community to thrive. We believe that the food market will bring much-needed economic growth and job opportunities to our community, promoting sustainability and social equity.
We urge the protesters to engage in a dialogue with us and the developers to address their concerns and find a solution that is mutually beneficial. We are committed to working with our partners to ensure that everyone in our community has access to healthy, affordable, and sustainable food.
Sincerely,
Tiana Owner, New Orleans Food Co-op