If you know the reasoning behind the backlash at Splash being closed, then why are you complaining right now? Why did you write a novella about it?
Splash Mountain closes, people like me complain. Then people like you complain about other people complaining. You being tired of hearing about it does not obligate the rest of us to shut up.
P.S. it's not disingenuous to say Splash is in a unique position, lmao. No ride even close to as beloved as Splash has ever closed at a theme park. If there has, go ahead and name one. (hint: nothing at EPCOT or Disneyland). And the ride being in YouTube is irrelevant and ditto for Tokyo, being that one cannot ride Splash Mountain on YouTube...(????).. and very few people will be fortunate enough to go to Tokyo so if any argument here is disingenuous, it's this one.
As said before, Splash is a beloved classic ride that will close, as countless others have before. That's not unique. The only thing that makes this unique is the sheer number of people who feel personally victimized by this change and feel the need to prattle on about it in virtually every thread.
I mean, my goodness. I have changes that bother me about the parks, but I don't bring them up in every thread or every ______th post I make the way many of the most fervent Splash devotees have been doing over the past few years.
Also not unique is your conviction that you and only you can determine, based on your own nostalgia, what is or is not the biggest/most important ride closure of all time. At least five other people have beaten you to that. It is, has been, and always be, a subjective thing. Clearly it's your biggest ride/Disney/whatever closure ever. That's great/unfortunate, but as I've said before, Splash has a monopoly on nothing.
And I maintain that it
is disingenuous to say Splash is unique here. Those YouTube and the TDL version remaining IS relevant: a ton of YouTube videos and an extant version is a heck of a lot better than fans of, say, Mine Train through Nature's Wonderland, Adventures thru Inner Space, the original versions of the Fantasyland dark rides, and so on have to go on.
And again with the uniqueness? It was literally based off of a twenty year old log ride and does basically the same thing (the distinguishing between what the figures are that another brought up is yet another arbitrary way people are dismissing evidence so that Splash can be the Special One).
I suppose, actually, there is one way in which Splash is special: the option will exist to go to Tokyo and still ride it. No other major attraction really has that. Ok, the DCA Tower of Terror clone in Paris does. Wait, I think I just undermined my point there. Crud. Oh well, it's still more than basically any defunct ride has out there. So if the removal of Splash is a big deal, I can't understand why anyone who feels that way
wouldn't be chomping at the bits to go to TDR to go on the best version.