What I Don't Get
1) The Tomorrowland Transit Authority - It's a cheap Florida roadside carnival ride that needs a serious overhaul. Autopia is a classic, but this is just trash. Use Walt's original idea for the ride and change the cheesy NASCAR racers to retro-futuristic automobiles.
2) Why there is not a Roger Rabbit E-Ticket attraction at Mickey's Toontown Fair. As a matter of fact, why is Roger Rabbit non-existant at Walt Disney World in the first place?
3) Why do Imagineers feel the pressure that every year has to hold some kind of "magical" celebration?
4) Why everyone feels that the old classic attractions (The Haunted Mansion, Jungle Cruise, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Enchanted Tiki Room, and The Country Bears, etc) need serious makeovers.
5) Why would Imagineers take a step back and install the Magic Carpets of Aladdin. Dumbo the Flying Elephant is only classic because it has stood the test of time. We don't need another one. Why not make an Aladdin-themed E-Ticket attraction that actually makes you feel like you are on a magic carpet.
6) Why Peter Pan's Flight looks so crappy. They don't need to make any serious changes, but the foil inside the volcano and the chipping paint on almost every figure within is very cheap.
7) Why can't they take advantage of the space on Tom Sawyer Island without demolishing it altogether. Keep the caves, Fort Langhorn, and Aunt Polly's, but build a new E-Ticket attraction on the spaces provided, and if they keep with the Frontierland theme, that would leave opportunity for more exploration trails.
8) Why did they get rid of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. I like that you get to meet Ariel and even The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, but those could have been built elsewhere.
9) Why are Imagineers afraid to build outside the boundaries of the Walt Disney World Railroad. Is there some sort of "magic barrier" that nobody's aware of.
10) Why is the old location of the Skyway in Fantasyland just sitting there? AHHHH!
11) Why is Tomorrowland turning into PIXARland. I like Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin and Stitch's Great Escape is charming, and I honestly don't mind Monsters, Inc. and possibly Cars or The Incredibles making an entrance, but really. Why can't Tomorrowland be a multilevel land that resembles an actual city. That way, there are room for new attractions and the theme won't be lost.
12) Why are the characters at Magic Kingdom obsolete now? On my last trip, the same characters (Donald Duck, Goofy, Chip & Dale, and Mickey and Minnei Mouse) were the only ones found in Town Square. Where did they all go?
13.) Why is Wonders of Life at Epcot just sitting there? Tear it down or re-open it please!
14) Why does Soarin' have so much hype around it. If it was an IMAX movie I can understand, but its not. It's not that special.
15) Why can't there be an E-Ticket attraction on the Streets of America. They aren't that interesting and to me that is just more wasted space.
16) Why isn't Monsters, Inc. at MGM instead of taking over Tomorrowland. They aren't futuristic, they are fantastical. I can understand Buzz and Stitch, but please, spare us.
17) Why are Imagineers always using new films for new attractions. There are plenty of good E-Ticket possibilities in older movie. For example, how cool would an enchanted Mary Poppins carousel that jumped off the track or a high-speed roller coaster ride with Cruella De Vil. THINK PEOPLE!
18) Why can't they do a Pocahontas show more along the lines of Festival of the Lion King or Beauty and the Beast? Her forest friends are lame.
19) Why can't they make Beauty and the Beast- Live on Stage more like Broadway. It has become very campy and old. Please give it a facelift. Real actors playing the objects and the Beast and keep Gaston's death scene. Jesus, some creativity would be nice.
20) Same thing for Voyage of the Little Mermaid.
21) The backstory of Kilamanjaro Safaris has become a tired subject. Let's not kid ourselves, we aren't in Africa and the animals are amazing enough on there own. The extra five minutes of old backstory could be five more minutes amongst the animals of the savannah.
22) MAKE KALI RIVER RAPIDS LONGER!!! Why so short? It's not like they can't afford the water bill.
23) I like the roadside America theme in Dinoland because it is more creative than a re-spawning of Jurassic Park land, but I think more could be done with the Chester and Hester Dino-Rama area. I like the carnival atmosphere, but that belongs at Disney's California Adventure or better yet, a carnival. I would rather see another Dino-ride, even if it wasn't as good as Dinosaur or Universal's Jurassic Park Adventure.
24) Bring Back Tarzan Rocks. I like Nemo, but put Finding Nemo- The Musical in Epcot or Disney-MGM Studios. It totally breaks the flow between Asia and Dinoland.
25) Why do some characters (Ex. The Three Good Fairies or some of the Princes) only make appearances in shows or parades?
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