Things Unlikely To Be In A WDW Trip Report

[Crockett]

Just for fun. Ideas of lines you would most likely NOT read in a WDW trip report.


1. "We arrived at rope-drop so we could beat the rush to Sounds Dangerous..."

2. "I marveled at how patient and respectful to others the Brazillian tour groups were as we exited the pre-show area."

3. "And as we walked into the Chester & Hester's Dino-Rama section of AK, I remember thinking to myself: 'This...THIS is truely an area that Walt himself would be proud of.'"

4. "Paying for parking was such a good value, ..."

5. "My youngest daughter loved the part when Stitch belched an alien burp on the audience. Hence the reason we had to go on this attraction a 2nd time in a row"

6. "I was impressed at how much DHS has changed and grown over the past years..."

7. "...the Yeti looked so lifelike!"

8. "My only complaint is that the park had too many E-ticket attractions, but not enough meet 'n greet's..."

9. "We then headed over to Tomorrowland and only had to wait 5-min for Space Mtn."

10. "and I remember thinking, 'what exactly IS Dole Whip?"

 

[gwhb75]

Here's a few

1) "so we decided why buy refillable mugs again this year, when we can just bring the one's we bought last year"

2) "I love scooters. The more the merrier I say"

3) "I'm so glad they freshened up the enchanted tiki room with new management"

4) "The pool at our resort was OK, but the kids really loved the one at the Poly more, so we would just hop on the monorail every morning and swim there instead"

5) "They really need a fast pass for the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse"

6) "Then I rode the Maelstrom just to see the movie at the end"

7) "I fully recommend going during Pop Warner week"

8) "I asked the bus driver what happened, but he had no idea"

9) "I loved the coffee each morning. I hope I can find it back home."

10) "I just wish the portion sizes were bigger"

 

[tiaragirl]

"I got 10 bottles of water at Magic Kingdom, they were SUCH a good deal"

 

[Disneybird]

I went to all four major parks, and everyone was wearing their pants up around their waist.

 

[bjlc57]

why carry in a sandwich, food is so reasonable ..

its too bad no one goes on Soaring..

every one is glad that another historic ride is closing.

Wasn't that ride in Germany or England GREAT..

they should close a country in the Epcot, there are too many..

Wow, we need to spend two days each at MGM and Animal kingdom just to see every thing..


couldnt' they limit fanstamic to only one night per week?

wow, that submarine ride took my breath away..

I am really glad that they don't actually make movies any more at MGM, it was a real bother..

boy I can't wait to see the BIG HAT.. can't they put another one in another park as well?

and one that YOU CAN HEAR: how come there are no rides in Epcot, just buildings to walk by?

 

[plaz10]

Toy Story Mania was a walk on all day long.

I'm so glad they got rid of that horrible Horizons ride...everyone hated it anyway.

Can't they incorporate Stitch into more park rides? Stitch's Jungle Cruise, Stitch's Haunted Mansion, Peter Pan and Stitch's Flight...just a few that would be so much better w/Stitch.

Le Cellier and Ohana were begging people to come eat at their empty restaurants.

 

[graphite1326]

I'm going start pushing my 12 year old around in a stroller, it seems to be the way things are done here.

 

[Banksy]

"The Yeti was working...."

"There were no obese people on scooters..."

"It's a small world was not at all annoying by the third ride round"

 

[LaughingGravy]

"I was in the Orlando area for business and had some extra time. I'm so glad there was an evening option for a one day visit, and at a reasonable price,too."

 

[Kamikaze]

I had a great time, and have nothing to complain about.

 

[wm49rs]

Which one of EPCOT's loos I took my morning constitutional in? :shrug:

 

[Crockett]

I had a great time, and have nothing to complain about.

Good one. Though as long as the internet is in existence, I am afraid those words will seldom be seen.

Which one of EPCOT's loos I took my morning constitutional in? :shrug:

I'm just thankful this wouldn't be a picture trip report.

 

[TakeMeThere81]

..."As we exitted It's Tough to be a Bug, all of the preschoolers were clapping and cheering, they'd enjoyed it so much!"

..."Next we hit up Captain EO, which we wished we'd done earlier in the morning. The theater was standing room only!"

..."We were getting really thirsty so we headed over to Club Cool to buy a gallon of Beverly to chug."

 

[NewfieFan]

Just for fun. Ideas of lines you would most likely NOT read in a WDW trip report.



9. "We then headed over to Tomorrowland and only had to wait 5-min for Space Mtn."

Actually, that's in one of my TRs... specifically it was walk on one afternoon in Sept. Gotta love Sept.!

Ok, I'll try...

1. The Tinker Bell M&G wasn't busy at all, I'm surprised they're moving it back to the MK! It could probably disappear and nobody would notice!

2. The Counter Service selection in DHS is great, there was so much to choose from!

3. The busses were always on time and never full. I think they should slim down the fleet b/c they clearly have too many!

 

[Saoirse1916]

"...and then the cops came."

 

[Vernonpush]

We had to spend an extra day in each park to go through all the shops since they each had specific /one of a kind "found in only one shop" merchandise.

 

[onelivelygirl]

I have laughed out loud with each of these statements! Great!

Except for the mention of IASM. I love that ride and could ride it all day!

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

We went to Universal and enjoyed it

 

[PeoplemoverTTA]

What a fun thread :lol:

Some of my favorites:

4. "Paying for parking was such a good value, ..."

7. "...the Yeti looked so lifelike!"

8. "My only complaint is that the park had too many E-ticket attractions, but not enough meet 'n greet's..."

6) "Then I rode the Maelstrom just to see the movie at the end"

7) "I fully recommend going during Pop Warner week"

9) "I loved the coffee each morning. I hope I can find it back home."

I am really glad that they don't actually make movies any more at MGM, it was a real bother..

boy I can't wait to see the BIG HAT.. can't they put another one in another park as well?

I'm still laughing at some of these :ROFLOL:

 

[rsoxguy]

After a day of walking around with bologna slices in my shoes, I was dead-dog tired.

The Buzz Lightyear meet-and-greet in Tomorrowland got messy when it was discovered that his death ray actually worked.

I lost my kids around lunchtime, but it turned out alright because a group of Brazilian teens helped to get them on all of the rides without having to wait in the lines.

We ate dinner at Le Cellier, and the prices were quite reasonable. Early in the meal, we were captivated by the CM as he regaled us with facts about his hometown in Canada. Fun!

The height of our day at the Magic Kingdom occurred when we took a bite out of the side of the castle, after having discovered that it was actually made of Spam. Yummy!