LOL. Did I open a flood gate? I started a similar thread 2 days ago but it was for things that shouldn't have achieved cult status.
I don't hate the Dole Whip. It's just ok. Nothing to write home about. I'm with you on this. Good for you for making this thread.
You are not a Dole Whip Stepford Wife.
I didn't see your thread! Link away, sir.
I wonder if they were all getting paid by Dole to promote their foods? It would have to be a lot of money to get me on board with those...