The Worst Movie of All Time!

[Legacy]

I stopped watching it when I thought it looked similar to the ring. I mean i went back to watch it but yeah.....I wonder what the ring 2 is gonna be about the killer tape on DVD now.....

Well... Ringu (the Japanese original) is actually a trilogy. And not a crappy standard horror movie trilogy, but a well thought out LotR style trilogy.

Personally, I can't WAIT for the Ring Two.

 

[surfsupdon]

Well... Ringu (the Japanese original) is actually a trilogy. And not a crappy standard horror movie trilogy, but a well thought out LotR style trilogy.

Personally, I can't WAIT for the Ring Two.

NOW, you're talking. I cannot wait to see the next chapter.

 

[Boo's Mom]

I stopped watching it when I thought it looked similar to the ring. I mean i went back to watch it but yeah.....I wonder what the ring 2 is gonna be about the killer tape on DVD now.....

oh gosh they're making another one!?!?! I'll be sure not to eat or drink during the movie because I don't want choke on popcorn or have dr. Pepper shooting through my nose from laughing!

 

[wardrobeguy]

"Caligula"

 

[Slipknot]

Every Best of The Best movie ever made

The two last Matrix movies royally SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last two Batman movies

The Grudge and Ring SUCKED ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 Mile

The Fly 2

the TV version of Stephen King's The Shining

Thrill Seekers

 

[imagineer99]

MOVIES THAT ARE JUST PLAIN BAD
-Bringing Down the House (This film set racial equality back about a decade)
-Speed 2: Cruise Control (Worst...Title...Ever)
-XXX (It would've been better as a movie)
-Taxi (Queen Latifah sells her soul to the devil yet again)
-Catwoman (and so Halle Berry's credibility continues to slide)
-Master of Disguise (painful. just painful)
-Honey (Jessica Alba's bod could not even save this crap)
-Batman and Robin (Plastic nipples. 'Nuff said)
-The Cat and the Hat (Dr. Suess rolls in his grave)
-The Mask 2 (If this movie does well, I wil contemplate going into solitary confinement)
-Armageddon (Idiocy through and through)
-Pearl Harbor (takes history and perverts it to a soap opera. Disgusting!)

MOVIES SO BAD THAT THEY ARE FUNNY TO WATCH
-Superbabies 2 (The most unecessary sequal of all time and the first sign of the apocalypse)
-Three Ninjas Knuckle Up (Ninjas Disco Dance. I'm not making this up...)
-Gigli ("I'm a turkey...gobble gobble")
-You Got Served (If you wanna settle a gang dispute, there is only one option: BREAK DANCE!)
-Steel (Shaq's best performance to date!)
-From Justin to Kelly (A script so bad, it's good)
-Glitter (you can almost taste the drugs used on set)
-Cold Creek Manor (I dare you not to laught at the snake scene)
-Open Water (as they bob in the water for the entire movie, one character yells this beauty of a line: "The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your f*****g job!"

--Ok that's all I can think of for now.

 

[Slipknot]

-Batman and Robin (Plastic nipples. 'Nuff said)

They were rubber.... :lookaroun :zipit:

 

[Boo's Mom]

Now I loved Bringing Down the House, Armegeddon (Bruce Willis is hot...I cried when he died... ), and Pearl Harbor (although I cannot watch the last few minutes when Danny dies and they bring him back on the plane in the wooden coffin. I like a baby lol....Josh Hartnett is a hottie. Ben Affleck isn't that bad either.... (Nobody beats Johnny Depp in the hottie department though)

 

[NemoRocks78]

-Taxi (Queen Latifah sells her soul to the devil yet again)

Did you even see it? While it wasn't the greatest of films, I thought it was pretty enjoyable (same for Bringing Down the House and The Cat in the Hat).

 

[TRITON4ME]

IT!


The worst movie I have ever seen!!! And if you ask me 50 yrs from now I will probably say the same!!! I mean that was the biggest collasal (sp) waste of time ever!!! I actually felt that i got kicked in the junk for just wasting 2 hours of my life to watch that movie!!!

 

[Wckd Queen]

About Schmidt

To me, it was pointless and confusing. It had such buzz that I kept watching, waiting for it to get better. It didnt and I wound up depressed for 2 days :hammer:

 

[imagineer boy]

I'm surprised some people hated AI. It had great acting, some amazing puppets and some of the most amazing special effects I have ever seen. It was all great.

I thought Pearl Harbor was just okay. The bombing sequence was incredable. Great special effects and explosions. However, the whole Ben Afflek story line fighting over a girl was very stupid and annoying "Titanic" wannabe sort of thing.

 

[dxwwf3]

1) The Royal Tenenbaums - I can handle artsy films (I liked Punch Drunk Love and Eternal Sunshine just off the top of my head), but I don't know what they were thinking with this one. It was absolute torture sitting through this film.

2) The Punisher - At least the title fit. My theater roared with unintentional laughter when the cars blew up in the formation of the Punisher skull. Priceless.

3) 2001: A Space Travesty - This shouldn't be on the list because it's not supposed to be a good movie.....but I wouldn't feel right not putting it on there.

4) O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Holy Moley! 2 hours of constant sorrow is the best way to describe this one. Not funny, nor entertaining. I could understand some people enjoying the music, but I just can't see why anyone would like the film.

5) Bad Boys 2 - I can handle some dumb action flicks (I liked Pearl Harbor for example), but this one was so bad, it made you mad. A very sick and mean spirited action buddy comedy that wasn't funny at all.

6) It's Pat - By far the worst of the SNL films.

7) Black Knight - Another one of those extremely unfunny comedies.

8) Fight Club - I don't care what anyone says about this one, I hated it. And yes I did go into it expecting some sort of artsy, weirdo, plot-hole driven drama and not a real action film (As it was advertised). And I still hated it.

9) The Big Lebowski - I will admit that there are some funny scenes here and all of them involve John Goodman. But I at least want a LITTLE bit of story, even for dumb comedies. If Goodman wasn't on the screen, I was bored to tears. And unfortunately for me, he wasn't on the screen all that much.

10) European Vacation - A sad disgrace to the series that comes right inbetween 2 of my favorite comedies (Especially Christmas Vacation)

Honorable Mention: Dogma, Rat Race, XXX, Dude Where's My Car?, Mallrats, Mission To Mars, Monty Python's The Life Of Brian (LOVED Holy Grail and Meaning of Life though), Cheaper By The Dozen, and Dumb and Dumberer.

I must also say that I do have a few guilty pleasures on alot of people's lists:
What About Bob? - Freaking love this movie. "Dr. Marvin. Dr. Leo Marvin?"

The Cat in the Hat - I'm a huge Mike Myers fan and I didn't care if it was loyal to the book.

Caddyshack 2 - Yes I know it's not a good movie, but I think it's really funny. I've liked it ever since I was a little kid.

Pearl Harbor - I wasn't looking for an accurate historical film, just good effects.

 

[Indy95]

Countdown!

5) The Order- Just laughable. They tried made the cult/vampire/Chritsian group not only viable and logical, but cool. Let's just say it didn't work.

4) Timeline- Wins the award for "most illogical and pathetic hero group of all time." And why do they yell "Night arrows!" AFTER they're all hit?

3) Van Helsing- There is absolutely no redeeming value to this movie. It's like they tried to get everything wrong.

2) Daredevil- The funniest movie I've ever seen. Too bad that wasn't the intention. A complete butchering of Frank Miller's original work (which was actually good). So, can somebody tell me why Elektra tries to beat up the blind guy in a public setting two minutes after seeing him for the first time?

1) Cold Mountain- The biggest waste of time in my entire life. I've literally never been so bored during a movie. NOTHING HAPPENS. It gets #1 because it's not even good enough to make fun of! (Whoa) Complete, 100% boredom.

 

[Indy95]

Sorry...posted twice.

So...uh...who's up for pizza? Hehehehehe...(runs off stage)

 

[DDuckFan130]

Now I loved Bringing Down the House, Armegeddon (Bruce Willis is hot...I cried when he died... ), and Pearl Harbor (although I cannot watch the last few minutes when Danny dies and they bring him back on the plane in the wooden coffin. I like a baby lol....Josh Hartnett is a hottie. Ben Affleck isn't that bad either.... (Nobody beats Johnny Depp in the hottie department though)

I cried in Armageddon too!!! . I still do :lookaroun...I seriously was mad that Ben Affleck was spared...grrrr!! . Anyway, oh I liked the Ring in the sense that it does freak you out the first time. Once you've seen it, there's no point in seeing it again and again. I want to see what they do with The Ring 2 .

To add more movies here that I think haven't been mentioned:

Anger Management: what a waste of a movie for two awesome comedic actors!!!
XXX for me too...I know it's been mentioned.
Hollywood Homicide: what a waste of Harrison Ford.
Rules of Attraction: I can't believe my friend talked me into it :brick:.

 

[Enderikari]

Sorry, I have to disagree, I really liked Royal Tennenbaums, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden state is amazing...

But Punch-Drunk Love is the only movie I have ever walked out of, it was terrible.

 

[barnum42]

I cried during Armageddon - tears of laughter! I saw it on DVD in America and I was the only one laughing. Guess it's the cynical British sense of humour.

I recently saw part of a dreadful film, can't even remember it's name, but I did not make it past the first twenty minutes. It was a National Lampoon take on Men in Black.

 

[imagineer99]

Now I loved Bringing Down the House, Armegeddon (Bruce Willis is hot...I cried when he died... ), and Pearl Harbor (although I cannot watch the last few minutes when Danny dies and they bring him back on the plane in the wooden coffin. I like a baby lol....Josh Hartnett is a hottie. Ben Affleck isn't that bad either.... (Nobody beats Johnny Depp in the hottie department though)

Then, you have bad taste in movies.... :wave:

(I KEED, I KEED)

*sings*

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
when he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point
and that's a lot girl. And now, now you've gone away
and all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked
and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.
He was terrible in that film.
I need you more than Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part.
He's way better than Ben Affleck and now,
all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than
I miss you.

*stops singing*

 

[imagineer99]

Did you even see it? While it wasn't the greatest of films, I thought it was pretty enjoyable (same for Bringing Down the House and The Cat in the Hat).

Cat in the Hat was wrong for a multitude of reasons. Beyond the horrendous casting, the film felt the need to drop in many sexual innuendo jokes into a KIDS FILM.

They perverted Dr. Suess' innocence with product placement and lack of heart. That's just terrible and wrong.