The Uvula Thread!

[sillyspook13]

As those of you who attended the December WDW meet already know, I have a completely split uvula. That's right, I have two uvulas!

I've done some research- about 1% of the healthy american populaion has a split uvula.

What's odd.... My grandmother has no uvula.

So now I'm curious:
*Does anybody else here have a split uvula? No uvula?
*Can anybody here do any "tricks" with their uvula?
*Does anybody here have any interesting uvula stories?

I'll start with my uvula story.....

Pleasure Island, December meet. One of the library shows at the Adventurer's Club is a sing-along with the maid. Sunny Knight was the maid this particular night. One of her musical numbers is the Hokey Pokey, in which she asks members of the audience to choose a body part to put in. She then concludes the number with "Put your uvula in, put your uvula out....." Of course most people either don't know what a uvula is or mistake it with a part of the female anatomy. For whatever reason I felt compelled to blurt out "I have two uvulas!" After the show several of my fellow forum members lined up to look into my mouth. Responses included "Holy s*** she does have two uvulas!" and "that's the coolest thing I've ever seen!"


Follow-up to the uvula story:
This past Saturday Dave and I were watching Sunny's maid sing-along. During the uvula number Dave reminded Sunny of my uvulas. Sunny responded with "Pay her a dollar and she'll let you look inside her mouth!" Some drunk lady actually pulled a dollar out of her wallet....... :lol:

 

[DonickCo]

:kiss: :kiss:

ive seen them.... its true :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

I can use my uvula to purr like a cat

(and...growl)

OH! And talk like Merman from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

 

[ClemsonTigger]

Follow-up to the uvula story:
This past Saturday Dave and I were watching Sunny's maid sing-along. During the uvula number Dave reminded Sunny of my uvulas. Sunny responded with "Pay her a dollar and she'll let you look inside her mouth!" Some drunk lady actually pulled a dollar out of her wallet....... Sillyspook13

And I would have thought after you stopping her in her tracks in December that she would have dropped that from the song...then again, playing the odds, I guess she thought she was safe.

One thing you didn't see that night in Dec. was how many guys eyes lit up in the audience that still didn't quite understand what you were offering to show :lookaroun :lol:

You didn't finish your story, did you get the dollar? :lol:

 

[mkt]

I felt compelled to blurt out "I have two uvulas!" After the show several of my fellow forum members lined up to look into my mouth. Responses included "Holy s*** she does have two uvulas!"

I said a dirty wordy :lol:

 

[AliciaLuvzDizne]

umm
sometimes when im sick, and cant breathe, i sleep with my mouth open and then my uvula gets swolen and hurts (like right now)
thats the best trick i have LOL

but i do have the worlds largest tonsils (thanks mono)
and the worlds tiniest tounge lol

 

[JBSLJames]

Show of hands to those who thought this had, as mentioned, something to do with the female anatomy. I thought it a bit odd for a thread title.

Hey, good luck with that.

 

[ClemsonTigger]

Well...it is about the female anatomy....SillySpook13 is female :lol:

Anyway, that expected ribald mistake is the reason they use it in the show at Adventurer's club.

And yes, MTK was properly impressed!

 

[The Mom]

And I would have thought after you stopping her in her tracks in December that she would have dropped that from the song...then again, playing the odds, I guess she thought she was safe.

One thing you didn't see that night in Dec. was how many guys eyes lit up in the audience that still didn't quite understand what you were offering to show :lookaroun :lol:

:

I can't remember if The Son and The Dad had already departed at this point. :veryconfu I don't remember trying to explain the "joke," so I suspect they had. :animwink:

 

[ogryn]

Well, I googled for it, cause I didn't know and got two results:

1: A little dangly thing
2: Something that needs stimulating in order to achieve multiple xxxxxxxxx by massagaging xxxxxxxxxx, which is related to urinary xxxxxxxxxxxxx :lookaroun

 

[barnum42]

Nothing special about mine, but my brother in law had his removed as part of his treatment for sleep apnea.

 

[ClemsonTigger]

Uvula piercing
http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/11-surface/uvula1.html

*Og, you need to watch your spelling when you google *

The Mom Quote:
I can't remember if The Son and The Dad had already departed at this point. I don't remember trying to explain the "joke," so I suspect they had.

So I guess that means you had a good time that evening as well! :lol: :lol: (what happens in AC, stays in AC :zipit: )

 

[WDWFREAK53]

The uvula is the freakin' hangy ball in the back of your mouth! (Yes, that's the medical definition of it).

 

[AliciaLuvzDizne]

Uvula piercing
http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/11-surface/uvula1.html

*Og, you need to watch your spelling when you google *



So I guess that means you had a good time that evening as well! :lol: :lol: (what happens in AC, stays in AC :zipit: )

omg that would make me choke!!
i have a pretty strong gag reflex
that looks so gross

 

[Slipknot]

Ah. Yes. The lovely double uvula. I remember it like it was yesterday. There we are ouside the exit of ToT and one of the forum members (don't remember who) has his face in your mouth. What a fun day that was. :lol:

 

[Wilt Dasney]

The uvula is the freakin' hangy ball in the back of your mouth! (Yes, that's the medical definition of it).

Wish I could remember all that technical terminology the way you do.

 

[WDWScottieBoy]

Those pictures looked nasty, some looked like something else but we won't go there.

My mother works in the school district and is nurse at most schools (substitute). She had a young girl go once complaining that her throat hurt, so my mother looked to see if it was swollen or anything. To her surprise, the young girl had two uvula as well.

 

[disneytati]

I really regret not having seen that. I was at another table, too far away to line up to see it. Next time I go there, I won't miss it!!! :lol:

 

[sillyspook13]

I let the lady look at my mouth but I didn't take her dollar.


The Uvula Page This guy has way too much free time.........

 

[sillyspook13]

I can use my uvula to purr like a cat

(and...growl)

OH! And talk like Merman from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

I can't roll my r's but I can use my uvulas to rrowl (like Eartha Kitt)!

And I blame my uvulas for my good singing......