The Sorcerer's Apprentice Season 5: ENDGAME - Hype Thread

[DisneyManOne]

Who dat?

Confused Matthew is one of the most infamously caustic critics in the reviewing community. He is notorious for hating films that are praised by the general consensus. (Basically, he's the Internet equivalent of Armond White.) He is also notorious for having a massive ego and severe opinion myopia; as established when he infamously bashed Roger Ebert just because he recommended Minority Report. (Look it up; it really happened.)

 

[mickeyfan5534]

Confused Matthew is one of the most infamously caustic critics in the reviewing community. He is notorious for hating films that are praised by the general consensus. (Basically, he's the Internet equivalent of Armond White.) He is also notorious for having a massive ego and severe opinion myopia; as established when he infamously bashed Roger Ebert just because he recommended Minority Report. (Look it up; it really happened.)

Internet contrarian edgelord who doesn't like things because other people like it got it.

 

[DisneyManOne]

I remember enjoying Doug Walker's videos in my early teens and then the revival happened and I didn't care anymore. Lindsay Ellis was always the better reviewer to me.

For me, it was a combination of Doug's gradual flanderization, as well as the revelations brought about by the Change the Channel movement, that made me lose support for him.

If you want a good example of Doug's flanderization, I point you towards the way he unironically opened his Sibling Rivalry video for the Beauty and the Beast remake; particularly, this lovely bit of that inane rap he did: "Everybody applauded at the end because they loved Jungle Book and Cinderella." Basically, he's saying people who like the Disney remakes are stupid. That "rap", if you can even call it that, only serves to make Doug look childish and immature; which are definitions that fit him to a T. It's all thanks to Doug's flanderization. He, too, has developed severe opinion myopia. He cannot stand the fact that people like something he doesn't.

If you want to watch it for yourself, I must warn you: it's unbelievably cringe-y. Even Rob looks uncomfortable!

 

[DisneyManOne]

Internet contrarian edgelord who doesn't like things because other people like it got it.

Coincidentally, that also applies to Schaffrillas Productions...

 

[mickeyfan5534]

Who do we have to pay to get a likable, charming individual who just likes movies and... oh wait there's two and all their reviews are half an hour plus long

Spoiler: Spoilered for language

 

[TwilightZone]

Who do we have to pay to get a likable, charming individual who just likes movies and... oh wait there's two and all their reviews are half an hour plus long

Spoiler: Spoilered for language

Best of the worse and half in the bag is good too...
So is lindsay and jenny
Edit - i also like panpizza, but hes not for everyone.

 

[mickeyfan5534]

Best of the worse and half in the bag is good too...
So is lindsay and jenny
Edit - i also like panpizza, but hes not for everyone.

I enjoy Julia Cudney's stuff too but she might not be for everyone

 

[TwilightZone]

I enjoy Julia Cudney's stuff too but she might not be for everyone

Ya i love julia too! Sometimes i forget who im subscribed to.

 

[DisneyManOne]

My favorite Internet video reviewers will always be the theme park reviewers: Tony Goldmark, Charlie and Haley Callahan and David Ganssle. They have such a strong circle of friends who make various appearances throughout their videos, and I really love the camaraderie they all share.

 

[TwilightZone]

My favorite Internet video reviewers will always be the theme park reviewers: Tony Goldmark, Charlie and Haley Callahan and David Ganssle. They have such a strong circle of friends who make various appearances throughout their videos, and I really love the camaraderie they all share.

Agree,I love the theme park tube gang and I will be sad if season 3 really does end up being defunctland's last.

 

[Pi on my Cake]

Coincidentally, that also applies to Schaffrillas Productions...

I give him a pass since he has done more positive reviews and analysis too (They just aren't as popular) and his videos are done in a very comedic way where they aren't meant to be taken super seriously.

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

Thought some of you might get a kick out of these. @ the hornets game tonight

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• Disney Dad 3000
• Apr 10, 2019

 

[Suchomimus]

Coincidentally, that also applies to Schaffrillas Productions...

I remember when he was a YouTube-pooper and not a wannabe critic.

 

[Suchomimus]

 

[mickeyfan5534]

If we’re criticizing The Lion King, we’re talking about Simba’s lack of development till the third act and lack of likability the entire film, Nala not getting anything to do in the climax, Timon and Pumba’s uselessness, the extremely overrated music (Circle of Life aside, as I’ve said it’s one of the greatest openings in cinema history), Scar’s queercodedness, there are so many more original complaints than the whole Kimba thing

 

[Suchomimus]

I mean, I still like Lion King. But come on, it's a Kimba ripoff.

 

[FireMountain]

What point are you trying to make?

 

[Suchomimus]

Scar’s queercodedness

 

[Suchomimus]

What point are you trying to make?

The Lion King did not ripoff The Jungle Emperor. It’s been proven several years ago.

 

[FireMountain]

I didn't even know that word even existed before today. What does it mean? I get nothing on Google, dictionary.com, Urban Dictionary, nothing, zero, zilch.