PiratesMansion
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Water parks aren't my thing. Perhaps part of that is that I typically visit things solo, and it feels weird going solo to a water park in a way it doesn't feel weird to go solo to go to a theme park. But it's other things too-some of it is likely my age, and that unlike theme parks, all water parks are basically the same and only a handful of them have anything unique. You can find that same Tornado funnel slide at like 90% of them now, many of the Cedar Fair water parks (like Knott's) have the exact same "new slide tower" now, etc. And the lines move much more slowly. There isn't really anything about them that makes me want to seek them out.Man, that is was rough! Where do I start? Wow, water parks are gross. It was different when you were in your teens/early 20s. As a parent all you can think of is all the germs. Soak City was packed! Lines for the slides were all an hour long. You had lines before lines just to grab a tube and get in a line. Also very poor decision to go to Soak City and Knotts Berry Farm on the same day. Overall just a real hot $hit show. I don’t see myself going back even with the annual pass. Also just a really poor decision to try to cram Soak City right before Knotts. We didn’t even get there until about 2pm. Stayed for about an hour and a half, did practically nothing but hang around that Splash Zone and left. That brutal sun, no shade and pandemonium took a lot out of us though. Our kids didn’t know what to do with themselves. Wanted to do all the nasty stuff like the Pee Pee River, wave pool and little kiddie splash zone where the water was 100 degrees. A real Nightmare.
Really loved the grounds by Independence Hall with the lagoon and all that grass were the picnic tables are located. Apparently Knotts didn’t get the memo on the AstroTurf. The area had a real old school simple charm to it that I enjoyed. Something that I can’t quite pinpoint brought me back to my childhood. Those bathrooms there are disgusting though. Smelled like the bathrooms at the beach.
Started my day at Knotts by eating at Mrs Knotts. Im here to settle the debate once and for all. Plaza Inn is better. It wasn’t bad. It actually tastes more homemade with a simple flour batter. A little bland though. Now to the positives- they give you a ton of food even if I’d prefer a $15 meal with half the amount of food to the ton of food they give you with the $26 chicken dinner.
I get the Boysenberry hype now! It was the perfect compliment to that tray of soft fluffy biscuits and butter they brought out. Tastes Mixed Berry like. Not too sweet. Not too tangy. Those biscuits were great and the highlight of the meal. In a different stratosphere than the one you get at Plaza Inn. Boysenberry pie a la mode was also good. I’m not even a berry pie guy. Our waiter was very friendly. I’m pretty sure what we ordered didn’t include 5 slices of pie and free beverages. I even liked the cafeteria chicken noodle soup in all it’s starchy glory. Just felt like something they would eat in the old west. From what I understand the restaurant was just renovated. Would have liked to have seen it before they gave it the modern farm to table vibe.
Enjoy the whole feel of the marketplace area and shops right outside of Knotts. Didn’t really step into the shops though. I’m going to save so much money on merch! Haha. And because I definitely won’t be going to Knotts every two weeks. Lol. More on that later.
Part 2 at Knotts coming after this desperately needed shower…
The "line to get the tube, then separate line to get up the slide" is always infuriating. So many water parks do that now to try and get you to rent a tube that you can use to skip that part of the line.
Were the chickens out wandering by Independence Hall? Such a random, weird little thing that gives me joy.
You have the correct chicken opinion-Plaza Inn's bird is better, no question, but Knott's value proposition is definitely better and they don't skimp on portion sizes. I usually get the chicken tenders so that I can get the dinner experience, but with an entree that's more to my liking. Boysenberry Pie a la mode is a winning combination.
I can't pinpoint the exact date of the renovation, but it happened sometime between my first and second visits to the park (so sometime between 2013 and 2017).
Knott's actually has some decent merch IMO. Most of the typical, park-branded merch is in the Marketplace (Virginia's in particular), but I've loved the park history book I picked up there (Knott's Preserved) and some of the more unique items, like a children's book with the characters from the Beary Tale ride, or a book I found a few years ago about Cordelia Knott written at what seemed like upper elementary level. They still sell the jams and jellies, even though they aren't made by the Knott family anymore. Love the park history timeline in there too.
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