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TEXAS HEAT
Wed, 10/29/2014 - 09:03 --
Dannyplane21
The heat in Texas is like no other.
You feel desperate to cool off this heat,
And you intend to but you don’t bother.
Instead you call your buds and cook some meat.
That is the awesome Texan way of life.
Enjoy your life and enjoy it real Good.
Just take out your new fork, spoon, and knife,
And call them close friends up to eat some food.
This is what the good ol’ Texan heat does,
It unites all the people in for some fun.
Only As long as you are not the buzz,
Just come on in and don’t touch the sun.
If you are not in the mood for a treat,
You can just go to the exciting beach.
You just need your good umbrella and seat.
The sea is not that difficult to reach.
So whenever you have time on your hands,
Pop right in that latest edition truck,
And head toward those good looking white sands.
You can do anything with a nice buck.
But make sure you look at all your missions,
So do not just rely on all your visions.
We all know the heat can be so vicious,
But man it can truly be delicious.