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betty rose

Well-Known Member
Feel better!!!! Phil caught something over the weekend and still has it. So far, I'm good but he was hacking all over the house so it may be just a matter of time. Plus, a woman sitting next to me on the subway today hacked and blew her nose all the way to Manhattan, so basically, I'm doomed.
I hope you don't get this, it's a crazy virus. Stay well, @BuddyThomas. I will send pixie dust your way.
 

BuddyThomas

Well-Known Member
In case anyone is in the Phoenix area and feeling "actorly".... ;)

AUDITION NOTICE: WONDERLAND WIVES

NEARLY NAKED THEATRE, Phoenix, Arizona
will be holding auditions for the WORLD PREMIERE of
WONDERLAND WIVES
by Buddy Thomas
directed by Damon Dering

This is what happens when you have a fairy-tale marriage... and no pre-nup. The desperate housewives of Wonderland learn that princes can go to prison, shack up with a few little pigs, and drive even the fairest of them all to drink! Off-Broadway playwright Buddy Thomas (The Crumple Zone, Devil Boys From Beyond) honors Nearly Naked with the WORLD PREMIERE of his latest genderbent comedy... a fractured fairy tale that brings an arched eyebrow and an eye for dark, sexy hilarity to the “Ever After” that keeps going long after the happily fades away. ~intended for mature audiences with very immature tastes!~
NEEDED
6 actors aged 25-50+
Wonderland Wives is cast “genderblind,” with several roles able to be played by both men and women, as long as they’re “fabulous”! Please remember that all the princesses are "past their prime" as far as cartoons are concerned, and need to be approaching 30 a little too quickly.
CHARACTERS
SNOW (25-35): Her time with the dwarfs is long gone, but she still thinks she's fairest in the land... with the help of a very tight girdle.
BELLE (25-35): Turns out if your husband was once a "Beast" then your children might be as well. Makes a princess want to drink... a lot.
CINDY (25-35): Glass slippers are only for the dainty... and Cindy is past her dainty period. Now she's about to inhale the buffet table, and you'd better get out of her way.
ROSE (25-35): Someone just got back from rehab... and she looks fabulous! Maybe it was a Swiss plastic surgery center.
BRUCE (BEAST)/CHARMING (25-35): Plays both princes, one is hot, but right out of prison... the other... isn't hot. Beer has consequences.
FAIRY GODMOTHER/ALICE/MAGIC-MIRROR/EVIL QUEEN (45+): Alice (a la Bette Davis as Baby Jane) is just one of the crazy more "mature" characters played by this actor.

AUDITIONS will be held on MONDAY, February 29th from 6:00pm - 10:00pm at Metro Arts Institute on 7th Ave. & McDowell.
PREPARE cold reads from the script. Sides will be issues via email if actors submit and electronic headshot and resume (or any picture and a brief summary of experience).
REHEARSALS BEGIN
Thursday, Mar. 3rd. 4 to 5 nights a week, 6:00PM to 10:30PM.
RUN DATES
April 1st - April 23rd
APPOINTMENTS
are made by emailing your headshot and resume (or photo and brief summary of experience/training) to castingcouch@nearlynakedtheatre.org Please include your FULL NAME and PHONE NUMBER in the body of the email, NOT just on your attached resume. (Volunteers monitoring email account do not open attachments and thus cannot see your name and phone if you do not put it in the email). RESUMES are not required, but a HEADSHOT or ANY PICTURE OF YOURSELF is REQUIRED. Even a candid.
WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU! BREAK A LEG!
 

Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
And your doggy friend doesn't go after it? Jasmine could learn a thing or two from Walt.

Walt has a very refined palate. He even turns his nose up at some people food.

But the gel raid is in a spray pump kinda canaster or a squirt bottle similar to dish soap like Dawn. A little thicker than dish soap so it coats the foundation but it dries so there really isn't anything to eat after a few hours. I bought ours at Target.
 

Figgy1

Premium Member
Feel better!!!! Phil caught something over the weekend and still has it. So far, I'm good but he was hacking all over the house so it may be just a matter of time. Plus, a woman sitting next to me on the subway today hacked and blew her nose all the way to Manhattan, so basically, I'm doomed.
I'm sorry to hear that! Stay well, lots of water (not vodka), some vitamin C and Zinc. Sending pixie dust for Phil. xoxo
 

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