The Chit Chat Chit Chat Thread

[donaldtoo]

Was a pleasant 76 here yesterday evenin’.
Then a cold front and t-storms blew through last night.
Woke up to 44 here this mornin’.
Windy, clear and 57 here right now.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I will check to see if your cheque arrives.

Yes, go check for our check, which is an a checked enveloped and shipped with a checkers board.

 

[Figgy1]

No Colcannon? Cabbage, onions and potatoes fried up, yummy!

I'm sorry I forgot to post the menu: Corned beef (commercial, hangs head in shame), duchess potatoes, cabbage with sauteed onions, very lightly glazed roast carrots and soda bread from scratch

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Yes, go check for our check, which is an a checked enveloped and shipped with a checkers board.

Can't accept a check. We only accept cheques here in the civilised world..

 

[donaldtoo]

Add OJ and peach schnapps and it is called Sex on the Beach?

Nope, I had those too, but, that wasn’t it.

 

[Figgy1]

Can't accept a check. We only accept cheques here in the UNcivilised world..

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

 

[Figgy1]

 

[donaldtoo]

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Never even heard of that, but, I really love pears…!!!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

We'll take your check. We're quite aware that you're the civilized ones.

 

[donaldtoo]

My workplace must be extra dysfunctional. Cause all cofounders blame each other and my boss pats himself in the back nonstop. XD

Meanwhile, at my workplace today (yes, I know it’s a repeat ), we had the below…!!!!!



I was there when the company first incorporated on 1/1/89, and still no “Dysfunction Junction” for us…!!!!!
Plus, I had enough mimosa to even catch a hint of a buzz…!!!!!

 

[donaldtoo]

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Social experiment…
Take this and turn the tables to two alligator dudes…
“Cool boots, dude.”
“Thanks man, it’s my ex-wife.”
What kind of response does this elicit…???!!!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Social experiment…
Take this and turn the tables to two alligator dudes…
“Cool boots, dude.”
“Thanks man, it’s my ex-wife.”
What kind of response does this elicit…???!!!!!

Everyone knows alligator boots aren't stylist for men.

 

[donaldtoo]

Everyone knows alligator boots aren't stylist for men.

In general, or only if they’re made from ex wives…???!!!!!

 

[donaldtoo]

Cuties!

Thank you so much, they are indeed…!!!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

In general, or only if they’re made from ex wives…???!!!!!

Both. If you're going to make something from a crazy ex wife, it should be a nice throw rug.

 

[donaldtoo]

Both. If you're going to make something from a crazy ex wife, it should be a nice throw rug.

Ex-wife and ex-husband purses, boots and throw rugs…I think we’re onto a multi-million dollar idea here…!!!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Ex-wife and ex-husband purses, boots and throw rugs…I think we’re onto a multi-million dollar idea here…!!!!!

I still think the animal shelter letting you name a litterbox after your ex was really into something...

Too bad I don't have an ex. Can I just name them after my enemies?

 

[Figgy1]

I still think the animal shelter letting you name a litterbox after your ex was really into something...

Too bad I don't have an ex. Can I just name them after my enemies?

Male parental unit

 

[donaldtoo]

I still think the animal shelter letting you name a litterbox after your ex was really into something...

Too bad I don't have an ex. Can I just name them after my enemies?

Maybe “Name what comes out of your cat into the liter box after your ex” would have been a better ploy…!!!!!
Either way, no love lost there…!!!!!