MinnieM123
Premium Member
Don't blame me -- I didn't make these up!
Q: What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
A: Loafers.
Q: What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A: The water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Q: If you're an American in the kitchen, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
A: European!
Q: What did Mississippi let Delaware?
A: I don't know, but Alaska!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
A: Loafers.
Q: What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A: The water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Q: If you're an American in the kitchen, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
A: European!
Q: What did Mississippi let Delaware?
A: I don't know, but Alaska!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.